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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Geralt has a secret. A terrible secret that will change his life as he knows it if his family finds out.

    He knits.

    When he accidentally befriends his favorite online yarn reviewer, things get even more complicated.

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    05 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    "A tattered white wedding dress draped over a ghastly form comprising loose yellowish skin stretched over bone, and a dark void of a mouth consuming more than its fair share of space on the woman’s face. She disappeared momentarily, then manifested again right next to Jaskier. The bard felt a bony hand grip his arm and then he was stamping his feet and clapping his hands, lute discarded along with his satchel as he danced alongside the weary farmer and the horrifying wraith who controlled them. A cry for help left his lips and echoed across the field."

    Jaskier is bespelled by a noonwraith into dancing himself to death and female!Geralt comes to the rescue. She delivers him safely to a nearby town and departs, assuming that's the last she will see of the dark-haired bard with the enticing rosin-and-honey scent. But their paths will cross again.

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    05 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    They’ve been travelling together for years but only in the last few weeks has Geralt started talking a little more about himself: his likes and dislikes, his past. Jaskier thought he’d relish the opportunity to learn more about the stoic witcher. The only problem is everything Geralt says is riddled with innuendo and Jaskier can’t tell if he’s doing it on purpose or completely oblivious. Having never gained any hint of a clue that Geralt might have a sexual interest in him, Jaskier doesn’t want to risk alienating his friend when he’s finally started opening up. But dear Melitele, if Geralt talks ONE MORE TIME about sliding it in deeper, Jaskier just might jump on him and start dry humping his insanely muscled thigh.

    In which Geralt has picked up on Jaskier’s attraction to him and is absolutely DTF but decides to provoke Jaskier into making the first move by delivering as many bold innuendos as he can think of while holding his face perfectly blank.

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    05 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Jaskier doesn’t regret saving his wolf pack. They vowed to protect their lark.

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    05 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    “I know you thrive on being right—” Jaskier was shouting, now “—and you just love it when I’m wrong, but this? Scaring off people who might show me the slightest interest just so you can prove how much of an idiot I am and win a bet? Did you scare off all the others, too?"

    If Jaskier can’t get a kiss by midnight, he has to let Geralt shave away his new, terrible beard. But when he fails to find a willing partner, he begins to suspect that his witcher might be cheating. Written alongside A Beard and a Bet, and I couldn't decide which I preferred so I'm posting both!

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    04 May 2021