BobtheSheepWolf



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    “Well, Pulsifer, I can say with confidence I know exactly what’s wrong with your car.”

    “Oh? What’s wrong?” Newt peered down, looking at the undercarriage, as most people do who want to help but have absolutely no skill in basic car repair.

    “It’s shit.”

    (An anthology collection of the times Anthony J. Crowley, retired demon and occasional slumber party guest, and Aziraphale, forcefully instated Guardian Angel of the downtrodden, get summoned to deal with humanity. Chapters will be added as I come up with weird ways they're summed, though prompts are welcome)

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    09 Dec 2019

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    Crowley shows up to take Aziraphale to lunch, and for the first time in quite a good while, he flashes just a bit of ankle.

    And that's how it all begins.

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    17 Nov 2019

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    12 Nov 2019

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    One of the best things I have ever read.

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    Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.

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    11 Nov 2019

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    The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.

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    10 Nov 2019