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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    03 Oct 2019

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    Tucked against a set of crumbling, stone steps was a tank made of metal and glass, filled to the brim with greenish water, distorted sunlight filtering through and casting strange shadows. Playing tricks on the eye. A trick was the only explanation for what Steve saw floating there. This figment of his childhood. This myth. This legend.

    Within the tank, the siren bared its teeth.

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    02 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    Ever since 2012's failed alien invasion, they have been patiently waiting for the moment Earth's hero falls. They've been waiting for the man in the red metal suit to lose everything, to be so close to losing his life. It took four years, but finally he fell.

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    In which Tony Stark is kidnapped by Ravagers right after getting injected with Extremis. Right after he nearly died from Captain America's shield bashing in on him.

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    02 Oct 2019

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    ’’Look at that, ladies.’’

    Finally the talking stopped and they all turned to look at where Bucky was pointing. ’’What exactly are we looking at?’’ Natasha asked.

    ’’The man carrying that big cup of coffee with our logo on it.’’ Bucky replied, rolling his eyes. ’’Wears a suit, styles his hair, is muscular as fuck and probably rich as fuck. Now that is a daddy.’’

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    The sort of sugardaddy au nobody asked for

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    02 Oct 2019

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    The series where Peter doesn't wake up until months after he did in season one canon, thus altering the events (a.k.a. the piles of hot garbage) that take place after.

    My unapologetic rewrite of Teen Wolf’s first season.

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    01 Oct 2019