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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    “So. To summarize. I’m stranded on Mars, entirely alone. I have absolutely no way to communicate with my crew or with earth, since our communications antennae turned me into a human shish-kabob. If the oxygenator becomes compromised, I’ll suffocate. If the water reclaimer stops working, I’ll dehydrate. Breach in the Hab means I’ll go poof. And if, for some god-forsaken reason none of those things kill me first, I’m gonna run out of food and starve to death. Oh, and we can’t forget that everyone I know thinks I’m dead. So… yup. Totally fucked.”

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    On Sol 6, an unexpected windstorm cuts the Ares III Mission short and six astronauts retreat back to Earth.

    On Sol 7, the astronaut they left behind wakes up gasping for air.

    (Or, The Martian au)

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    09 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Richie glances around at the others to make sure that everyone else is still listening to Bill before he leans in real close to Eddie’s ear. “It’s just going to be a whole week without any parents around, or any Derry.”

     

    Eddie’s whole body feels warm. “Yeah, so?”

     “Soooo...who knows what could happen?”
     
    In which the Losers decide to take a Spring Break trip to Florida during their last year of high school, and Richie and Eddie try to keep their relationship a secret.

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    01 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    He's a famous comedian, the marvelled Trashmouth, and paid a bomb to be himself. What could be better than making a living from making people laugh?
    Except the laughter was just a gateway drug, and the rest of it? He's in too deep to notice that it's all slowly killing him. Hypnotized by a bursting bank balance and deafened by hilarity.
    He needs something to ground him, something that forces a come down. An antibody to the comedy, to the praise. So he scrolls and feeds on the hate from a faceless community.

    @doctor_k: Richie Tozier's comedy is duller than the ache in my left testicle. #trashmouth

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    19 Oct 2019

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    Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier run into each other after leaving Derry and start to remember.

    "Eddie Spaghetti!”

    Eddie just stands there, open mouthed. He’s sure he doesn’t know this person, and he’s sure that there’s no one who’s ever called him Eddie Spaghetti. He stares at the guy, about his age, tall and gangly, with longish curly black hair, huge glasses, and a crooked smile. “I’m sorry, I don’t…”

    “I’m Richie. Richie Tozier. We used to go to middle school together, didn't we? About a million years ago?”

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    16 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    16 Oct 2019