- Naruto (1)
“I owe you for sparing my life.”
“What? What do you mean? I don’t think I know you?”
“Today you let a rabbit go,” the man answers, like that’s supposed to explain everything. He studies Wei Wuxian’s face to see if it clicks. “I was the rabbit. It is my other form.”
Wei Wuxian’s mouth opens and closes, not knowing what to say to that.
“You called me little bunny. Then an enchantress.” The man has such a neutral expression for what he is saying. “You said you wanted to eat me. But you let me go.”
Wei Wuxian lives alone on top of a cold, snowy mountain. His only company is himself most days, until a beautiful stranger shows up at his door one night and claims he is indebted to him.
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09 Oct 2021
08 Aug 2020
Wei Wuxian has his first kiss stolen from him on Phoenix Mountain. He goes to steal it back.
(Or, Wei Wuxian briefly gains a second brain cell, realizes Lan Wangji is the person who kissed him, gets a second kiss, and this somehow changes everything.)
30 Oct 2020
Wei Ying laughs. “Will you always indulge me like this, Lan Zhan? You’ll spoil me. I’ll be the most spoiled person in all the world.”
“That is fine,” Lan Zhan says, after considering for a moment. “You deserve to be spoiled. Whatever you want, I will get it for you.”
(Or: Lan Zhan builds a lotus pond.)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Nov 2020
Wei Wuxian bends down and sticks his face right next to the rabbit. It blinks at him, once, slowly.
“Ah, you’ve got personality! What are you doing out here anyway?”
this is a bunji!au because that's all my brain wants to think about, apparently.
- Part 1 of bunji au
03 Oct 2021
“Your marital bed awaits,” said Lan Yi as she led them deeper into the cave.
Wei Ying stopped dead in his tracks. “Wait, we aren’t married yet though! I can’t get pregnant out of wedlock; Madam Yu will kill me!”
“Darling relax, what do you take us for? Fools? Lan Wangji bound your wrists with the sacred Lan headband and then you both bowed to his ancestors; you are married. And no one will be able to question your child’s legitimacy if its conception was witnessed by the ancestors.”
“You’re gonna witness Lan Zhan fuck me?!” Wei Ying squeaked.
No war au! where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are pulled into the cold spring cave, not to learn about the Yin iron, but because they have been chosen to partake in a ritual to conceive the next Lan heir.