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    "Val, could you please do something about Vox? He's been angry working for three days now and you know what happened last time."

    Yeah. Of course he did. How could he forget about his 3rd favorite telenovela getting cancelled because Vox, in a manic fit, dismembered the lead actress so brutally that she refused to step foot on set again.

    "But I'm busy."

    "What, and I'm not, you prick? Just go and, I don't know, wear him out or something."

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    In which Val calms down a Vox who has discovered he's not the only demon in Hell beefing with Alastor.

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    10 Mar 2024

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    Charlie's got some team-building exercises for Alastor and Lucifer to try, for the good of the hotel, to improve their relationship, and Lucifer will do anything to deal with his Alastor problem. But it's for Charlie, really, it is.

    That's all.

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    "Oh, wow, that sounds like something I could totally do," Lucifer said, "for someone I can actually stand."

    "Aha! But you said yourself this was your problem now too," Alastor reminded him.

    Lucifer sulked, crossing his arms. "Yeah, well, that was before you started trying to order me around. I'm not your minion, you little shit."

    "Think of it as a favor to Charlie," Alastor said, body twisting with irritation.

    Sometimes, when he was like this, Lucifer liked looking at him - liked finding all the ways his smile was a lie. Lucifer cleared his throat and rolled his eyes. "If I'm doing a favor to Charlie, I'm just gonna kill Zox and be done with it."

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    10 Mar 2024

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    "Flynn! Buddy, do you hear me?!" The voice was directly above him now and it was- Flynn was pretty sure that it was Lance, but with the rain, his friend sounded weird. A little choked up, perhaps. And how could he be above him? "Flynn!" Lance called desperately, "Flynn! Answer me buddy!"

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    06 Jan 2024

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    “They call it a soul mark,” he explains. “It’s some sort of old magic, I think. There’s a thousand stories of how it came to be, if you’re interested, though it’s mostly crap whichever way you slice it. Basically, it just means everyone gets stuck with the name of some other poor fool they’re meant to fall in love with, or be perfect for, or whatever you please.”

    (Or, everyone is born with the name of their soul mate on their skin, and there's one orphan with the name of a lost princess.)

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    28 Dec 2023

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    Eugene Appreciation Week Day One: Childhood

    When he was five, Eugene climbed a tree.

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    17 Dec 2023