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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Jack was going to die.

    And he knew he shouldn’t think things like that because he had actually come very close to death, so the idea of comparing being horny as all get up to death was probably distasteful, the incident too close to be considered like this. Or, it would be, if he wasn’t so sure that his dick was going to kill him.

    Or, the five times Jack was so turned on he thought he might die, and the one time Bitty did something about it

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    11 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Bitty has come to the conclusion that his neighbour Jack is a stripper and asks him to strip at his friend's bachelorette party.

    (spoiler alert: Jack's not a stripper)

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    18 Apr 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Holy shit, we’re basically married.” Adam finally says.
    He gets up. He’s going to need something stronger than beer for this revelation.

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    04 Apr 2018

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    On Jack Zimmermann’s 16th birthday, his parents have The Talk with him over cake and coffee.

    He’s known it’s coming, of course. Everyone knows that 16 is the magic year, the year you’re finally able to watch your soulmate video. Jack is ambivalent about the milestone. He has classmates and teammates who found out right away, which just seems silly. He doesn’t know why he needs to do this now. It’s not like he’s going to marry his soulmate tomorrow.

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    04 Apr 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    (302): apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.

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    31 Mar 2018