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  1. Rec 15

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    Harry's having a terrible morning. That is, until he receives a curious package at work. Inside are two things: a chocolate model of an erect penis, and a note simply saying ‘Eat Me’ in an elegant, inviting script. And Merlin, he’s hungry.

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    18 Oct 2018

  2. Rec 6

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    F.A.P or the Fair of Artful Pleasure is going as splendidly as Harry could have imagined. Which is not splendidly at all. Which is, in fact, the complete opposite of splendid. Two steps in and he's already traumatised for life. And yet, it still manages to go downhill from there: Malfoy is at the fair and he's making Harry lick lube from dildos in front of an audience. As if that wasn't terrible enough, Harry has feelings.

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    18 Oct 2018

  3. Rec 15

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    In which Harry’s an amateur baker, Draco wants him to go on the Great British Bake-Off, Petunia never misses an episode, Sue is a witch, Paul Hollywood is Paul Hollywood, and everyone eats a lot — like a whole lot — of baked goods.

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    17 Oct 2018

  4. Rec 78

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    One year after Harry defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts, he still has no idea what to do with his life. He’s been living at No. 12 Grimmauld Place with Hermione and Ron, but they’ve spent the past few months on an extended stay in Australia to try and restore Hermione’s parents’ memories. Alone, he feels set adrift. Everyone else is focused on enjoying their summer before Hogwarts reopens (after a one year rebuilding period), but without Ron and Hermione, Harry doesn’t know if he can go back. Everything changes when the Malfoys dramatically re-enter his life, and together they learn to live again.

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    10 Oct 2018

  5. Rec 39

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    Peter plays a long game. He can afford to, as the God of Death. Stiles, mortal beloved, has less luxury. To be loved is not to be safe.

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    10 Oct 2018

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    It's been a quiet few years, and the McCall Pack has grown and settled. But, when the Hale Pack return to Beacon Hills they find Scott isn't as welcoming as they had hoped.

    Soon they, Stiles, and Lydia, find out that not everything about the McCall Pack is as it has always seemed.

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    10 Oct 2018

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    He holds up his free hand, eyes still closed. “One second,” he says through gritted teeth. “I’m just taking a moment to mourn the fact that we could have been fucking since–” He cracks open an eye and glares at Derek.

    “Freshman year,” Derek supplies. “I’ve pretty much had the biggest crush on you since our freshman year.”

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    05 Oct 2018

  8. Rec 89

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    ‘Lance’ had one hand against the back of his neck beneath his hood, and the other gripping the back of Derek’s head, sucking on his tongue almost lewdly while rocking his hips forward into Derek’s. A groan slid its way up his throat, and Derek broke the kiss, biting at the other’s full bottom lip.

    “Seriously,” he said loudly, “what’s your name?”

    “It’s a secret,” the other informed him, still smiling impishly, then dove in for another kiss.

    Derek decided to let it go for now, he had the rest of the night to get a name out of him.

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    04 Oct 2018

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    “He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."

    Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

    "Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."

    "Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."

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    22 Sep 2018

  10. Rec 34

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    Stiles wakes up trapped in a cell with a werewolf trying to strangle him. He should probably be more concerned than he is.

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    11 Sep 2018

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    And that was how Stiles accidentally became a New York Times bestselling author.

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    08 Sep 2018

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    He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

    If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

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    07 Sep 2018

  13. Rec 4

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    Stiles is the girl with the words. That she then sells to help others woo their ladies.

    (Based on a tumblr post.)

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    06 Sep 2018

  14. Rec 5

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    Stiles had thought, for a little while, that maybe she was something, that maybe she wasn't completely powerless, but nothing's really happened since then.

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    06 Sep 2018

  15. Rec 35

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    “This is the worst proposal. Ever.”

     

    Derek ignores him. He’s looking at the ring.

    It is winter and there is a proposal. By all accounts it is a bad one.

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    05 Sep 2018

  16. Rec *

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    “Shut up and talk to me.”

    Spark laughed, and it made Derek’s muscles relax even more. God, even just his voice was enough to calm him down. Derek wished their relationship wasn’t what it was. He knew it could never be anything more, but he wished they’d met under different circumstances.

    “Well, which is it? Shut up, or talk to you? Or did you need a little bit of relief?” Spark’s voice lowered and it shot straight to Derek’s groin. “Are you in need of some other services, Derek?”

    “Don’t do that,” Derek snapped. He hadn’t meant for it to come out so hostile, but Spark didn’t often use that voice with him. His ‘service’ voice. The one he used to get people off. When Derek was having a normal day, he didn’t mind it so much, but today? No, today he felt it go straight to his dick and he did not want to do that to Spark. He didn’t.

    He fucking didn’t!

    “Sorry, sorry,” Spark said quickly. “Yeesh, it was a bad day, huh? Okay, no problem, let’s make you happy again. As happy as a grumpy motherfucker like you can be, anyway.”

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    03 Sep 2018

  17. Rec *

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    He’s about to give up and close the app when he sees the photo. It’s hardly any different from many of the other profile pics he’s seen, and certainly more tame than some. But it sends a shiver of want through his body, followed by a shock of recognition that stuns him, that makes the world spin for a moment.

    It’s so overwhelming he has to put the phone down and get up and walk around. He stalks a few laps through the loft before picking up the phone again and tapping on the pic to make it full screen.

    It dawns on Derek then that if he recognizes him based on a faceless pic of his bare chest, then there’s a damn good chance he’s gonna recognize Derek’s photo, and that realization fills him with an embarrassment that borders on panic.

    He takes a screenshot of the photo, then deactivates his account, deleting the app for good measure.

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    31 Aug 2018

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    When Derek signs up on a BDSM dating site, he expects things to be straight forward. Turns out the road ahead has more unexpected turns than he thought. But at least Stiles comes well equipped for twists and turns.

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    30 Aug 2018

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    “Send me up a drink,” jokes Major Hale. The count goes on.

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    24 Aug 2018

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    The doorbell interrupts what had turned out to be quite the epic shoe hunt but, really, he’s grateful for the break. Or at least, he is until he heads down the stairs to grab the door, trips over a stuff animal of some kind, bashes his head on the wall and barely manages to catch himself from falling down the entire flight of stairs. As with all things, Stiles would like to state, for the record, that this is Scott’s fault.

    Or: Scott and Stiles are raising seven children. Derek is the entertainer they hire for a birthday party (not a clown though, he's very specific on that fact.)

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    24 Aug 2018

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