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    (AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty)

    Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.

     

    “Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”

     

    Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”

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    25 Mar 2019

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    Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

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    21 Mar 2019

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    Stiles’ Grandmother gives his number to a stranger at a coffee shop.

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    20 Mar 2019

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    Stiles finds a baby on the porch.

    It looks exactly like him.

    Well, this is awkward.

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    18 Mar 2019

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    Derek comes home to find an abandoned werebaby on his front porch and Stiles volunteers to help him out. Surprisingly, that is just the beginning of his problems.

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    17 Mar 2019