BewareOfFlyingMonkeys



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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    08 Sep 2019

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    03 Sep 2019

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    Post-DH AU: Harry suffers a few side-effects of dying but not dying.

    “Hey, can someone help me with this? The mirror in the bedroom’s stopped working for me."

    “What do you mean ‘the mirror’s stopped working’?”

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    15 Aug 2019

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    Lily Potter, nee Evans, comes flying through the floo into Remus Lupin's tiny one-bedroom flat, hands him her squalling baby and promptly bursts into tears.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    “Can I be offended if I think she’s cheating on me?” Bucky asked, balancing his phone between his ear and his shoulder as he poured a splash more rum into his mojito.

    “Rum makes you maudlin,” Loki reminded him, his voice tinny over speakerphone.

     

    I like to imagine that Will Franklyn Bucky and Loki are clever enough, and probably bored enough, that they’d be super good at solving mysteries and fucking their way through upper society. A crack-fic.

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    05 Aug 2019