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    Crowley gets stuck in his serpent form, and Aziraphale tries his best to help.

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    04 Sep 2019

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    “Who was at the very first rehearsal, hmm? Who read over Shakespeare’s shoulder as he put ink to parchment? If anything, I know Hamlet just as intimately as I know you.” Aziraphale picked up his teacup again and looked at Crowley over the rim of it. “Maybe even more.”

    Crowley was tempted to ask if he’d fucked Hamlet.

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    Aziraphale is cast as the lead in a community theatre production of Hamlet, a lifelong dream of his and a lifelong night terror of Crowley's. But, as the hapless Crowley helps him run lines, it becomes a mystery why anyone would let Aziraphale on stage. Tears are shed, skulls are crushed, monologues are butchered, and through it all, Crowley remains supportive. After all, the show must go on--even if it is the fifty billionth production of stupid, overrated Hamlet.

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    29 Aug 2019

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    We’ve all been assuming that it takes them 6,000 years to figure it out, but what if it takes 6,300?
    Or: the ineffable husbands evacuate a dying Earth.

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    27 Aug 2019

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    An ongoing study by the Venom Symbiote, consisting of helping your human be less of a pussy, reminding him to eat and sleep, helping him socialise, and making a Hero.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...

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    06 Aug 2019