BethofAus



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    Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”

    “What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.

    “Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”

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    09 Jun 2018

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    The only way to remove the trigger words is by resetting the associations in Bucky's mind. Unfortunately, Steve is the only one who can help.

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    09 Jun 2018

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    The perfect prank almost ruin's Tony's favorite holiday, but Steve Rogers knows how to turn everything around.

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    08 Jun 2018

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    Running from his handlers - and from himself - the Asset stumbles into the life of a mouthy little punk that reminds him of… someone. He isn’t sure who. But he’s out of options, and his programming has imprinted on this new handler whether he likes it or not. His new handler seems nice, though, and she definitely isn’t HYDRA. That’s something, right?

    Rated Teen for profanity and mild violence. Art by potofsoup, beta read by Renversermonmonde.

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    08 Jun 2018

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    “Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

    The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

    She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

    (Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)

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