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    “I’m your bodyguard!”

    “Yeah, I know, and I get that you’re worried I am somehow living under the illusion you are Kevin Costner and I’m Whitney Houston, but Derek?” Stiles grabs his tie before Derek can stop him, pulls him close enough to murmur in his ear, “I can’t sing.”

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    17 Apr 2018

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    Bucky's tips for what to do when you find yourself standing naked in a hot guy's living room while he draws you for an art school assignment:
    1) DON'T tell him you're in a band that was once called Fusion of the Empty Goose.
    2) DO flex. Everything. A lot.
    3) DON'T picture said hot guy naked.
    4) When you end up picturing him naked, DON'T apologize for your erection. This will force him to respond to the fact that your penis is hard.
    5) DON'T joke about how the fact that he's paying you makes you like a prostitute. This will lead to him awkwardly rescinding his offer to pay you, and you are a poor college dropout. The money is the ONLY reason you're doing this.
    6) DO kill Natasha for setting this up.

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    10 Apr 2018

  3. Rec 33

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    Unable to talk his way out of attending the Wordsmith's Masquerade, Derek thinks he'll have to suffer through in silence. Luckily, someone else is there to do the talking for him.

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    06 Apr 2018

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    Stiles is a Private Investigator, only not really. He's also magical, but only close up. One thing he's really good at is lusting over people from afar, which is why it's a problem when Laura Hale hires him to help her brother.

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    08 Mar 2018

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    02 Mar 2018