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    In death, there was no glory, no redemption, no salvation.

    Only darkness and ice—or that’s what Tony thought. He closed his eyes in a Siberian bunker and opened them again on his 41st birthday, with War Machine flying into the distance.

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    27 Oct 2018

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    The best fix it I've read in a long time.

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    “I hope you don’t mind, it's simply elven way to be proud of your marriage” then he continued as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb shell “however I endeavor to respect your cultural and personal preferences as best as possible”

    The moment between them sizzled, Gimli felt himself as a kettle, quickly reaching his boiling point.

    Then, as Legolas leaned forward to collect himself, and the tea, Gimli exploded “You’re married!?”

    Legolas flinched slightly in reaction blinking down at him with large elf eyes, a small questioning smile worked its way onto his lips “what are you-” he stopped short, and as the realization dawned on him, he gave the tiniest “oh”

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    Inspired by this prompt on tumblr
    https://spork-of-rae.tumblr.com/post/176490644116/spork-of-rae-hc-about-legolas-and-gimlis-first

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    Legolas thought Gimli understood elven traditions regarding marriage and sex. Gimli does not. This is the story of what happens when an elf and a dwarf accidentally get married while in the middle of a giant war. Featuring a very exasperated human ranger.

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    08 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FUCKING CUTE GO READ IT!

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    It started at a drive-in in the 1980s.

    This isn’t a story about the immaculate conception that happens in the backseats of high school boys’ cars, nor is it the origin story for a New Wave-fueled cocaine addiction. That would be interesting. Unfortunately, this is a love story; a love story about the frontman of Quantum Queef, a punk band, and a boy who rides a red motorcycle.

    Also, they fight aliens.

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    01 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    With tags like that how can I not read it?

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    “But, Lance…” His voice trailed away as Hunk attempted to regain his composure, too many questions flooding his mind to ignore, “What happened? Why’s everyone in the pods?”

    Lance’s playful exuberance melted away and he stared blankly at Hunk.

    “You don’t remember the bomb?”


    Hunk awakens out of the medical pod to find everyone else still inside, and only Lance is there to take care of them all.
    He’s glad to be reunited with Lance, but as time goes on, Hunk realizes that things are not entirely what they seem…

    (18/07/18 - Not an official update, but the last chapter has been re-written)

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    31 Jul 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    An intertwined story of three intersecting families, found or long-lost:

    1. The blood relationship between newly-criminal Edward Nygma and FBI agent Dr. Spencer Reid, second cousins and childhood friends, with the tense but supportive involvement of Ed's husband Oswald. A Criminal Minds crossover that does not require familiarity with CM.

    2. Call it a group of semi-OCs with a canon leader, call it a household of strangely endearing queer polyamorous assassins and their loved ones, call it Casa del Zsasz, call it the Zsasz Family. Branches off into the Sheaths and Safeties series to keep them from taking over.

    3. Edward Nygma is Totally Not Jonathan Crane's New Dad.

    Last Gotham episode treated as canon is "Anything for You". CM intersection occurs vaguely during Prentiss and Rossi's tenure. IaM and IQ both split into two possible endings, one set in "Caught-verse" and the other in "Rogues-verse". Subsequent stories are all in Rogues-verse unless otherwise noted.

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    04 Apr 2018