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    Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE.

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    28 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Here's what we know: Lily Evans, after years of badgering and bad courting attempts, dated and married one James Fleamont Potter.

    Here's what we know: Regulus Black, after years of slow separation from his popular, effervescently Gryffindor brother, died a slow drowning death, alone and friendless and forgotten.

     

    Here's what we know: Severus Snape lost his only friend in a moment of humiliated, misdirected, anger and spent the rest of his life closed-off and spiteful, hating himself- his life - his job - his decisions - but with no choice but to drudge drearily onward, to honor Lily's last sacrifice.

     

    But. What if.

     

    In this universe, an alternate and dazzlingly parallel world, Lily Evans, a girl who has fought and raged and will not fucking lose her best friend to the capricious smiles and dazzling arrogance of the blood-purists looks over, glances, really, at a table hung with green and silver, meeting gray eyes with her own poison-green.

     

    I wonder, Lily thinks, alight with hatred for James Potter and something else; maybe, Lily thinks, and pulls Regulus Black from the depths.

     

    So spirals a bifurcation. So springs our story.

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    28 Sep 2020

  3. Rec 75

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    When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

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    28 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gotta love Bureaucracy

  4. Rec 44

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    Albus Dumbledore gets a time-turner and puts a big bandaid on the timeline, saying: Yes, this is good now.

    Gellert Grindelwald is good. Tom Riddle is his adopted son. Albus is pissed the fuck off that his future self punched him in the face two times. Ariana lives!

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    27 Sep 2020

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    Hilarious.

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    During the chaos surrounding Thanos' attempt to collect all the infinity gems, Loki got his hands on the Time Gem and the Tesseract. Thinking this was his ticket to fix everything, he cobbles together a package of hints and ciphers as quickly as he can before the attempt drives him insane and blasts it backward in time. Unfortunately, Loki lost a good chunk of his sanity when he fell from the Bifrost and was hardly in fit condition to use such powerful magic properly. Certain his efforts were for naught, he rejoins the fight to prevent the destruction of the universe.

    In another universe, a depressed and drunk Young Loki receives a strange package and resolves to set his life on a new path.

    Time travel isn't impossible even if you don't have the Time Gem, but using it to change anything more than a few days past is widely considered the most effective way to go insane. So when Loki receives a package apparently from his future self he is understandably concerned. The Wheel of Time continues to turn, and whatever happens in this iteration of the universe, Loki will not ignore this herald of dangers to come.

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    26 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Have you ever seen the picture of Rich Brian crying while doing a hand sing? That how I felt.
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    "Children are like seeds: if they are in a good place to grow they will root in place. If they are happy they stay planted where they are and flourish until it is time for them to bloom. Young men and women may move around to another village or town, particularly if they can't find a good partner, but not happy children, not before they bloom."