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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.

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    19 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    "James Buchanan Barnes wanted to get drunk. That was it. He didn’t want to talk. He didn’t want to process. He didn’t want to take a minute to think about it. He wanted to get drunk. Full stop."

    Bucky is out drinking to forget Steve. He is not interested in meeting someone else. Someone else didn't get the memo.

    Matt Murdock is trying to make up for lost time. This isn't what he had planned for.

    Chapter 1 was written for the Stucky Fistposting (Defrost) Fic Challenge Prompt #1: "Longing."

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    16 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Fresh faced SEAL, Steve McGarrett finds an intriguing rock during his time over in... Well he can't say where. It was hot, let's leave it at that. When he sends the rock home to his dad in an effort to reach out, he has no idea the changes one simple rock will bring to his life twenty years later. When it hatches...

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    14 Jun 2019

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    The Goa'uld are not the only ones who covet Earth.

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    17 Sep 2018