BatsInTheBelfry



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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

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    How many kilos of crack would you like

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    The revelation of a universe jumping portal finds Team Mustang visiting the English Wizarding World at the invitation of their Ministry during a time of unrest. Roy and his team are to advise their inefficient Ministry and gather information as Edward teaches the basics of Alchemy to unappreciative snot-nosed gremlins. But when Roy starts discovering information that the high-ups want to be left alone, he finds that this mission has become a whole lot more dangerous for him and his crew. Edward just wants to make it through the school year without bashing his head in due to stupid questions from students - and from the toad with a worse (and more pink) sense of style than him.

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    21 Nov 2021

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    The Promised Day goes very, very wrong. Edward Elric, thrust through to the other side of the Gate in the battle, is left to bear the consequences of his and his father's failures. Holding the regrets and sacrifices of an entire country in his chest, he must find a way to save them all and bring them back home without costing any more lives.
    Fortunately for him, a whole world of magic exists in the world beyond the Gate. But after hundreds of years of trying, it's beginning to feel like he will never be freed of his sins.
    With a grown deep distrust of wizards, when Nicholas Flamel sends his Philosopher's Stone to Hogwarts, Ed takes it upon himself to keep it safe from them, even if he has to face his past mistakes.

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    Ed was rather tired of dealing with whatever cosmic bullshit Truth kept deciding to pistol whip his way. It was one round of fuckery after another, from crazed alchemists to the closest being to God ripping the souls out of the country.

    “I have a favor to ask of you, Little Alchemist."

    “Not fucking worth it, whatever it is.” Ed replied. “Not a single chance in hell I listen to your shit. You can kiss my ass. Now put us back.”

    "I need you to eliminate a terrorist regime."

    Ed thinks he's allowed to go just a bit batshit at that curveball.

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    21 Nov 2021

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    Cliffhanger kills me every time

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