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    “Anyway, with this dinner and the whole plus one thing, everyone’s expecting to meet my boyfriend so I need you to come out for a weekend and pretend we’re dating.”

    Derek didn’t hesitate in his response. “No.”

    “No?” Stiles sputtered.

    “No,” he repeated, enunciating clearly and taking a bite of his burger.

    “Come on, Derek!” Stiles exclaimed loudly, throwing both hands in the air. “I need your help!”

    (SNYE - January 9th - Fake or Pretend)

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    12 Feb 2018

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    "Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly." ― M.F.K. Fisher

    Or

    Derek is pretty much absorbed into the Stilinski family, one meal at a time.

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    10 Feb 2018

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    In Stiles’ final year of college, Derek decides to rebuild the Hale house. He keeps asking for Stiles’ opinion on the house plans. Stiles doesn't realize that Derek is building the house with a mate in mind.

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    04 Feb 2018

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    “See?” Derek holds his arms out, “Everything’s working out great for you, and I still have no dance partner,” he turns to Erica, “Face it, no one is as good as you.”

    “We still have one more,” she sing songs.

    Derek peers over to the list, flinches when he sees Stiles’ name, “No.”

    “You haven’t even seen me dance, and you’re already dismissing me?” Stiles sails into the room, tossing his bag in the corner as he does so and doing a dramatic spin to face them. “I got moves.”

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    31 Jan 2018

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    “Scott, please, Scotty, I need you!” Stiles whispered urgently into his cell phone. “She just moved in next door.”

    “I don’t see the problem,” Scott’s tinny voice said. “So say good morning to her in the hallway tomorrow.”

    “Scott,” Stiles snapped. “You don’t get it. She’s thinks I’m married. She thinks I have a kid.”

    “Why would she think that?” Scott’s voice was innocently puzzled.

    (Or the one where Stiles lies about being a family man to get a job and must enlist the help of model Derek Hale when his new boss moves in next door.)

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    28 Jan 2018

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    "Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a wild fire torch the planes of his skin.
    He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, thundering uncontrollably against his chest.
    It’s painful, because Derek knows it isn’t real.

    A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It's utterly spectacular.

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    25 Jan 2018

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    Prompt: College AU in which Derek is the junior TA of a freshman history seminar, and Stiles is a competitive shithead freshman who likes to argue just to argue. One day, after tracking Derek to a coffee shop on campus to argue about his grade, Stiles realizes that Derek's actually a swell dude and they bond over common interests.

    In which Lydia is a ruthless walking fortune cookie, Scott is exposed to the relationship-curing potential of ménages-à-trois, and more importantly, Stiles is convinced he’s pissed off the wrong deity in Valhalla because the closest thing he gets to action is the weekly — and deadly — debates he has with his grumpy TA from History 201: Introduction to Vikings. All of this to Erica’s enjoyment.

    Urgh, college.

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    12 Jan 2018

  8. Public Bookmark 60

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    “Do you have any holiday plans?” The question is out of Derek’s mouth before he’s even all the way through the door.

    Stiles looks up from one of the ancient books he has spread across the floor. He sticks a post-it underneath the sentence he was on and rolls onto his back. “Nope. My dad is going somewhere and he won’t give me any hints.” Craning his head back so he’s looking at Derek upside down, he frowns. “It’s weird because I usually can annoy all kinds of information out of him. I must be getting rusty.”

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    10 Jan 2018

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    “You know this still really weird, right?” Stiles asks around the toothpaste in his mouth.

    “What's weird?” Derek asks. Stiles spits and rinses his mouth out.

    “The cuddling. The cuddling is weird. This-” Stiles says, holding up his toothbrush to the mirror. “-is weird. The fact that I have spare clothes here is weird.”

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    08 Jan 2018

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    Derek touches a Unicorn and it doesn't try to kill him, despite the fact he is no longer a virgin. When Peter tells the pack about Kate, Stiles makes it his mission to give Derek the kind of relationship he deserves.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    “Derek, what’s going on?” Erica asks.

    Derek hesitates to respond, trying to decide on the most concise way to tell the story without his disgust bleeding through. Marie beats him to it.

    “After the Argents’ attack, we were the only pack who would give them shelter. As thanks, it was agreed my daughter would marry a member of the Hale pack when she came of age.”

    “But Derek is no longer an option because a marriage pact can’t interfere with a pack’s hierarchy,” Lydia fills in, disbelief dripping from every word. “And now every other member of the pack is mated, you’ve finally come calling to sink your claws into Stiles.”

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    When Derek and Stiles stumbled into a friends with benefits relationship purely by accident, they weren’t expecting it would one day save their asses when a threat from Derek’s past comes knocking. All they need to do is pretend to really be in love to avoid an arranged marriage agreed to years ago with a pact of blood. Considering they hadn’t bothered setting up boundaries when the ‘benefits’ first started, it’s no surprise that the lines begin to blur and Derek’s eyes are eventually opened to a truth he hadn’t been ready to face.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    “Oh,” Stiles said, his voice coming out low and breathy, “fuck me.”

    “I don’t think that’s on the syllabus, but we can check to see if there’s a spot open in any of his classes,” Scott said, grinning.

    “This isn’t an actual professor, though,” Stiles insisted, unable to resist brushing his thumb over the sharp line of the man’s bearded jaw. He was laughing at something off-camera, the shot taken in three-quarters view, his coat collar casually rumpled and opened to reveal a sliver of a simple grey t-shirt. The whole thing was deliberately calculated to lend him a more accessible feel, and god help him, Stiles was falling for it.

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    When Stiles signed up for Dr. Hale’s intro to history class, he had two goals: knock out the credits his advisor was bugging him to complete before he graduated, and spend a few hours a week daydreaming about his sexy professor’s salt and pepper beard.

    Derek, a few months away from turning forty and not sure when his life had started feeling so damn lonely, had never encountered someone like Stiles before. Bright-eyed, sharp-tongued, determined to throw Derek’s carefully cultivated world into disarray…and absolutely the last person Derek should be falling in love with.

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    06 Jan 2018

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    “I’ll likely get far more done in the group if I’m not distracted watching you with your pen--”

    “My--My pen?”

    “Pens. Drinking straws. Don’t act like you don’t know,” Derek says darkly. “You know.”

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    In which Stiles follows Scott into his Spanish study group, takes one look at the hot nerd who runs it and then decides to stay... even though he doesn't actually speak Spanish.

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    05 Jan 2018

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    "You’re all headed out to Oklahoma in a week.”

    Derek snaps his head up, stares at him in horror, “No, boss.”

    Yes,” Finstock insists in a steely voice. “The NSSL have been on at us for a year about some decent exposure, and I think you’re just the team to do it.”

    “I haven’t done weather since college,” Derek protests.

    Boyd snorts again, presumably because he’s thinking back to the time when Derek and the weather last collided and he…. well, did the guy into the weather for a brief, wonderful, terribly foolish time. But, Boyd needs to shut up before Derek punches him on the nose.

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    27 Dec 2017

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    Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?

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    22 Dec 2017

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    Upon their first meeting, Derek and Stiles don't get along. Stiles is still cresting the waves of a reckless adolescence, using his father’s influence to keep a (mostly) clean record. Derek is brusque and unfriendly but otherwise impossible to read. They end up as partners at a search party by pure happenstance.

    They are, quite potentially, the worst possible pair.

    But that's before they find the body.

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    14 Dec 2017

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    He does this thing then, while Stiles is watching, rolls his left shoulder a little as if he’s adjusting the books in his arms and suddenly Stiles recognises him from the gesture.

    “Oh my god,” he cries, dumping his books, bag and coffee into one big mess on the ground and rushing over to them at once.

     

    Or the one where Derek and Stiles are childhood buddies who lost touch and reconnect by chance at college. Only they end up doing a lot more than just reconnecting.

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    07 Dec 2017

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    He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

    If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

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    05 Dec 2017

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    Derek's been running and hopes he can find sanctuary in the Stilinski Pack's territory. The Alpha isn't the strong sheriff he thought he was, but a sarcastic awkward teenager that Derek finds he kinda hates.

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    02 Dec 2017

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    Five times Derek gave Stiles his jacket and one time Stiles stole that shit.

    Plus cults.

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    27 Nov 2017

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