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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    The Iron Bull gets roped into fake dating a friend, and then unexpected feelings happen.

    The real issue: the friend he's fake dating is Rilienus, and the guy he's having feelings for is Rilienus' super hot but kind of an asshole ex, Dorian Pavus.

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    07 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Bull knows Dorian has been hiding something from him, some secret kink that he's reluctant to share. He's going to figure out what it is, if it kills him, because all he wants is to make Dorian's dreams come true.

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    04 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Five ways things could have happened after they saved Joseph (from whatever the fuck that dark thing was)

    And the one time he saved them.

    Based on this post and the cult ending that was dug from the files (which can be found here)

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    27 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    After Amanda left for college, Raymond has the potentially worst depressive episode of his life. It's his best friend Craig who drags him out of his house again. Raymond's life seems pretty tolerable for a while, especially since he started to see Robert. Sure, they both have a lot of emotional baggage to work through, but it's easier together.
    Things are actually pretty good until Joseph suddenly shows up in front of his door, blood on his face and begging for Raymond's help to fix the biggest mistake he ever made in his life.

    This can be read as just Robert/Dadsona, I'll let you guys know when Joseph will show up so you can stop reading if you don't want to see anything but mentally ill knife dad and dadsona heal together! The fic starts after you got Josephs not-cult-ending

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    27 Jul 2017

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    "It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

    -Jesse McCree probably

    A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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    29 Dec 2016