Bad_Humour



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    Hannibal smells her first. Nearly buried beneath the pungency of the cheap colognes mounted on a nearby display case is something totally incongruous: the sticky-sweet dough scent of the cinnamon pretzels sold down on the mall’s first level. He parts the suits with both hands, hangers squeaking on the bar, and looks down at the young girl squatting on the floor in the middle of the rack.

     

    Or, Will loses his daughter at the mall. Hannibal returns her to him.

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    25 Feb 2019

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    "If you come out now, Omega, I'll make this easy for you."

    His voice carries clearly through the house, and it's almost as sinful as the smell of him, suffocating her as she shrinks back against the wall of his closet.

    “Or maybe… you don’t want this to be easy.” A pause. “Yes. Oh, yes. I can smell it on you. You can’t hide from me.”

    Rey breaks into the wrong house. Kylo Ren catches her in the act.

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    11 Jan 2019

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    Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”

    Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”

    His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”

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    Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.

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    03 Jan 2019

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    If asked, Peter would say that about eighty-seven percent of the time, Wade is a much, much better man than people give him credit for. Than he gives himself credit for, even. The other thirteen percent, well, the jury’s still out, but Peter has a sneaking suspicion that he’s going to figure it out sooner than later.

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    30 Dec 2018

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    Peter has a new bedroom set, an expensive laptop, and a theory that needs testing.

     


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