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    "Jyn talked herself into a corner with her grandma," Han explained. "Now she needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas."

    "Why doesn't Cassian do it?" Luke asked, and Jyn scowled at him.

    [In which Jyn, in an attempt to get her mother's overbearing, gossipy, and traditional family off her back for one freaking Christmas, conscripts Cassian to join her as her (fake) boyfriend for the whole week in England. Shamelessly, wildly, gleefully AU.]

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    22 Jul 2021

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    “I’d prefer if we talked this out before gettin’ into uncivil territory, ma’am.”
    A pair of feline ears flicked at the title, as though uncertain how to process it. Yang couldn’t imagine her being called by anything else.
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    A snap decision unexpectedly binds a stubborn deputy and disillusioned outlaw together, setting them both on a collision course with their own demons. Also, there are horses.

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    21 Jul 2021

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    Harrowhark looked at the gleamingly polished blade of the bread knife, then back up at her cavalier, who was grinning so hard her teeth must hurt.

    "Stabbyhark?"

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    20 Jul 2021

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    AU: The Solitas Desert would be an unforgiving place to live even without the ever-present threat of bandits and Grimm; it’s certainly no place for a new Dust mine, or a growing town like Mantle. To make matters worse, the treatment of the indentured Faunus miners has caused an increase in White Fang attacks. The town’s mayor, Jacques Schnee, decided that to protect the town, he’d get the best sheriff money can buy: the renowned gunslinger Yang Xiao Long.

    It doesn’t take her long to realize that her power is little more than a formality. Schnee’s the one who runs things in Mantle.

    But people listen to gunslingers, Schnee once told her. After Yang meets the lone survivor of a White Fang attack, the mysterious Blake Belladonna, she realizes that maybe there’s some truth to those words. Maybe she and Blake can bring about some change.

    It’s a shame that change often comes with a price.

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    06 Jul 2021