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    Short (mostly drabble) fics of Jack/Hugh pre-cannon.

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  1. Rec 5

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    This is utter crack based on a headcanon I now have after watching the end of The Ghost Monument [SLIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD]
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    Where the TARDIS dispensed a custard cream and I now thoroughly headcanon her as being able to dispense biscuits and tea at will. So I obviously put the Master & Missy in there with Thirteen for no real reason other than to cover the Master in biscuits. This has no plot, no merit, and is literally just (hopefully) funny crack.

    If you are not UK based and need to know what a bourbon or a digestive is, a bourbon is a chocolate flavoured cookie type biscuit with three layers- two crunchy and one chocolately-cream oreo filling textured centre, and a digestive is a plain wheat biscuit which is good to dunk in tea but not massively flavoursome on its own. It's brown and round and quite heavy when launched at speeds. Thank you to my wife shadow-in-the-shade for laughing this out with me.

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    14 Oct 2018

  2. Rec 5

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    Cat's going through some trauma. Lena and Kara are there to help her through it.

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    17 Jul 2018

  3. Rec 4

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    This is the story of another Thirteenth Doctor, who had the same face and who lived in a darker world. Who fought Christian baboons and human-brained checkout machines, and did everything she could to keep hope alive in a child.

    And it’s the story of something that all of us run from, more ancient and nameless than even the Doctor could be. Something that logic could never fight, and which only a story could withstand. This is the story of a Doctor who stood against it.

    And this is the story of how that Doctor won.

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    27 May 2018

  4. Rec 34

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    A series exploring how Alex and Maggie met on each of the other 52 Earths. (One to Fifty-Two, plus Earth X, minus Earth Thirty-Eight.)

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    20 May 2018

  5. Rec 84

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    Alex Danvers may be brilliant, but she's also a special kind of oblivious. Or, Maggie can't quite comprehend how Alex has made it to the age of nearly-thirty without noticing the sheer number of women hitting on her.

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    17 Apr 2018