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    Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.

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    22 Apr 2018

  2. Rec 58

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    "The war reduced the civilian population by almost two third,” she says, and it sounds like she's repeating something. “Civilians are necessary to vary the gene pool, otherwise children will be weak. It makes sense."

    "I'm clanless, you know. It makes sense."

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    13 Apr 2018

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    Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
    ...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.

    Some - rather large - oversights then.

    SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"

     

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    Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

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    11 Apr 2018

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    Just a dumping ground for any plot bunnies I have running around.

    Come scream at me or throw more bunnies at me on discord:

    https://discord.gg/6cgHw2J

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    11 Apr 2018

  5. Rec 95

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    - but the sleeve of his tracksuit was bulging, tearing and ripping and a mass of twisted flesh, nearly as big as the boy himself and nauseatingly familiar (the arm of the man that had torn a hole in his side with a grin and left him a frail shadow of himself) swung forward and slammed into the flat face of the giant robot.

    Izuku wants to be a hero more than anything.

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    11 Apr 2018