Draco was recently bitten by a werewolf in the line of duty as an Auror. He'd been dealing with it as best he could, but then his first heat came on hot and fast in the middle of filling out reports with his Auror partner, Harry Potter. Luckily for him, Potter has a knack for saving his arse.
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06 Jan 2019
When they first asked if he wanted to join them, Matt thought maybe they meant for dinner. And then Luke says, “Jess, he can’t see you,” and Jessica says, “Well, shit, how am I supposed to really subtly wink at him?”
“Are you sure you’re okay with this?” Jake asks, for the fourth time. “Because we can just ditch that thing, toss it out a window, do it missionary like the founding fathers intended.”
“Do you still want it?” Amy asks, also for the fourth time.
Jake looks at the strap-on that’s finally strapped on, hanging between Amy’s legs. She’s still wearing her old NYPD sweatshirt, standing in Jake’s bedroom with her arms at her sides, smiling down at him where he’s sitting on the edge of the bed.
“. . .yeah,” he breathes. “Yes, yeah, I want it.”
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
07 Dec 2015
“Who have you got your steely raptor eyes set on?” Jake asks.
Gina glances back at Amy involuntarily, at the sound of her laughing obviously too loudly at one of the Captain’s jokes--or whatever he would call a joke, probably wry emotionless humor observations. She turns around to make up a new suitor, some hot dude that goes to the bodega near her place or something, but Jake is staring at her with huge eyes.
“Oh my lesbian god,” he hisses.
“Hold on,” he says. “I want to hear the weather.”
“Of course,” Karen says, and Matt can’t really read her tone, but that’s—normal for him, so he just listens as Foggy Nelson, Channel Two’s beloved meteorologist, tells them all about the seven day forecast. He uses four different weather puns and Matt laughs at all of them, catching his breath and sighing when they cut to commercial.
“Matt?” Karen asks, then, when Matt turns back to her. “What’s the weather going to be like on Wednesday?”
Matt blinks, trying to remember.
“Uhm,” he says. “I guess I didn’t catch it.”
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24 Nov 2018