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    The guy was all bedroom eyes and artfully-mussed hair, and his expression was caught somewhere between hopeful nerves and annoyance, only one of which Clint was used to having directed at him. He’d come dressed to impress in chinos and a navy cowl-neck cardigan, whereas Clint very definitely had not.

     

     

    More importantly, Clint had no idea who the guy was.

    “Yeah?” he croaked, intelligently.

    The other man blinked.

    “I’m here about the apartment?” Bedroom Eyes was all confused hesitation.

    “Camille said she talked to you,” Bedroom Eyes continued, “and told me to stop by today. You are Clint, right?”

    “Right,” Clint confirmed. “I’m Clint. Okay. Uh, come in? I guess?”

     

    The sincere but inept accidental sugar daddy Clint AU that one person actually did ask for.

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    20 Jun 2020

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    After returning from the dead, James Bond moves into a new secure flat, only to find that his new neighbour is either: a scruffy teenager, a brilliant computer geek, a mad scientist, or the sexiest genius he's ever met. Two of these things turn out to be true.

    Well, three, once the Red Queen gets involved.

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    16 Jun 2020

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    Clint Barton's To Do list
    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:
    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    02 Jun 2020

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    This one is so funny. It might be my favorite.

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    In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.

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    23 Apr 2020

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    Hummel figurines.

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    The first words Clint ever remembers Coulson saying to him are "talk to me."

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    22 Apr 2020