The sound of heels clacking against the concrete floors aren’t enough warning.
For Whumptober Day 16: Forced to Beg
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
22 Apr 2020
No one at Something Corp liked mean, boring old Mr. Kaspbrak. He was uninteresting and rude! Fred and his coworkers were all in agreement, that Mr. Kaspbrak was just the worst. At least, until a Zoom meeting where everything they thought they knew about their cold, robotic boss was turned on its head. Maybe Mr. Kaspbrak wasn’t that boring. His roommate was, surprisingly, not boring at all.
Aka the one where Richie slaps Eddie in the face with his dick in the middle of a Zoom meeting
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Mar 2020
Following his public breakdown almost two years ago Richie Tozier is back!
For the final show of his comeback tour the comedian who has won his way back into the spotlight is here for your entertainment, now streaming on Netflix!
Is there something for Richie to come out and tell us all?
Who are the mysterious friends he seems to have reconnected with?
Watch as Richie 'Trashmouth' Tozier reveals all in his best-selling tour "shut the fuck up trashmouth"!
- Part 1 of shut the fuck up reddie
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2020
It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.
OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.