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Cole is trying to take a nap.
Hana has a question about how decentralized computer systems from the 2020s worked.
Sombra is more than happy to explain.
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Harry was having the dream again.
The same damn corner. The flickering lights of the video rental. The broken pavement below his feet. And her. She was standing there with her suitcase wrapped in a silken dress that couldn’t hide her glowing lungs. As always, she was beautiful. As always, she was frowning. Nothing had changed from the last time Harry had this dream. Nothing would change this time. Or the next. Or the next.
(Harry has a nightmare. He gets help from an unlikely source.)
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“You and me, Ethan! Together, we’ll go save Rose. We’ll use her to grind Miranda into paste!”
Ethan Winters first reaction to Heisenberg’s grand evil villain speech was to tell him to fuck off. That his daughter wasn’t a weapon. Yes, he’d say that and then tell Heisenberg to fuck off. But as much as he wanted to spit in the madman’s face there was something bothering him. Something that Ethan couldn’t stop himself from asking.
“How?”
(Or: Ethan asks the question we've all been thinking)
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This was not Kim’s first motor carriage chase.
With any luck it wouldn’t be his last.
The Kineema flew down the busy street, its wheels barely touching the road. It was biting at the heels of a suped-up motor carriage that was supposed to just be a routine traffic stop. The other carriage was faster, but it was missing one important ingredient that threatened its land speed record: it didn’t have Kim driving.
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It's Not a Date (Sorry Kim It Totally Is) by AughtPunk
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
13 Aug 2021
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(These were not dates.
Sure they might sound like dates. Look like dates. Were better than actual dates Kim had gone on. But no matter what everyone said down at the 41st they were not dates. Every time someone joked about it Kim would silence them with a twitch of his eyebrow and change the topic back to work. Sure it didn’t help that Harry kept calling them dates no matter how many times Kim corrected him, but the truth could not be denied. These were not dates.)
Kim and Harry watch a movie. Kim totally falls asleep. Cuddling happens.
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“Hey boss? If a customer dies from drinking one of our coffees are we like, responsible?”
OR: Coffee Shop Manager Ciro Kwakkenbos has to deal with the unreasonable demands of a rather smooth customer.
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Harry Du Bois inviting you to an aquarium is not the weirdest thing he’s ever done. It’s not even the weirdest thing he’s done that week. But there was something about the manner in which he asked you that made your brain prickle. He spoke so carefully, as if he was afraid that he would drop and break the words coming out of his mouth. And when you said yes--because of course you would, was there any doubt--his face lit up in a way you haven’t seen since your last karaoke night together.
(You do not enjoy karaoke nights. But Harry does. So you suffer.)
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Sage is curious about where the best place to kiss Ciro is.
Ciro is more than happy to help in his lover's research.
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Ciro's life was set in stone. Go from job to job, travel the solar system, never staying in one place for too long.
So how come he was now painting an apartment with the love of his life?
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Cecil has a 'too many bones' problem.
Carlos kisses it better.
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Sage is a highly advanced A.I. in a robot body. A machine. A perfect computer.
So how come the most basic cooking skills escape him?
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Connected at the Heart (and also the Pinky Finger) by AughtPunk
Fandoms: Echo of the Larkspur
27 Feb 2021
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Ciro never once wondered who was on the other side of his red string.
Why would he? He didn’t care for romance, for sex, or for anything that potentially came with a relationship. There was always something else to do. Another problem to fix. Mysteries to solve. And then after the Larkspur Incident he had his own recovery to focus on. And, as he would bitterly think late in the night, it wasn’t like whoever was on the other side of the string ever came looking for him.
So Ciro lived. He recovered. He got a job at SOL Inc’s Iris Colony on Ceres. And as he touched down on Ceres he made a rather shocking discovery: his red string had grown taunt.
Ciro immediately had a panic attack in the space port’s bathroom.
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The White Rabbit and Sombra are both superheroes on opposite sides of a never ending war between good and evil.
They also happen to be dating.
And tonight is a date night!
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Warlock is going through his Teenage Rebellion Phase and decides the best thing to do is to buy a snake.
The biggest snake he could find.
And that black and red snake looks *perfect* for the job.
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The Evils of Truth and Love by AughtPunk
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
12 Feb 2021
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A trainer getting their first Pokémon is Important. Not only as a right of passage, but as a starting point for the long journey ahead. That first Pokémon sticks with you, in a way none of the others do. You could collect every Pokémon in the world– from a pile of trash to the Gods themselves–but none of them will ever be as important as your starter. The Pokémon you looked at and said yes, yes this one is mine. Crowley had felt that way when he first saw Bulby in Professor Oak’s lab years ago. And at that moment Warlock felt the exact same way as light shot out from the ball and solidified in front of him.
(Or: On the day that both Warlock and Adam get their starters there is also a faithful encounter between a one Professor Fell and a one Just-Trying-To-Stay-Alive Crowley. Things go a bit more pear-shaped than they normally do in the world of Pokémon.)
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Okay, so there's that movie about the devil in the elevator, right? And in one of the scenes a character loudly announces that toast with jam on it always lands jam side down around the devil. That is an actual scene in a real movie that was shown in theaters.
Well, this is a fic about toast always landing jam-side-down around Crowley
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The One Where Mei Overwatch Adopts Ice Man by AughtPunk
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game), Rockman | Mega Man Classic
27 Mar 2020
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Zarya finds out that her girlfriend Mei has adopted Ice Man. Ya know, from the Mega Man games.
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Zenyatta wasn't always a monk.
Widowmaker wasn't always a sniper.
Their paths have met on the battlefield, but what if they had crossed paths before?
(Or: Zenyatta was a ballet dancer before he became a monk and you can pry that HC out of my cold dead hands)
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After being caught in a rather embarrassing position Cole decides to cheer D.Va up with a story about Mercy. A story that involves sibling bonding, easing tensions between humanity and omnics, and full-frontal nudity.
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Winston is used to fielding strange questions from the Overwatch Agents. That being said he's rather taken aback when Hana walks into his lab in the middle of the night and asks "Can gorillas eat meat?".
(Or: A homesick D.Va shares an important meal with the people she loves. People and Gorillas.)