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    Sage is curious about where the best place to kiss Ciro is.

    Ciro is more than happy to help in his lover's research.

    Language:
    English
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    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    12
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    Ciro's life was set in stone. Go from job to job, travel the solar system, never staying in one place for too long.

    So how come he was now painting an apartment with the love of his life?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    9
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    Cecil has a 'too many bones' problem.

    Carlos kisses it better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    226
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    Sage is a highly advanced A.I. in a robot body. A machine. A perfect computer.

    So how come the most basic cooking skills escape him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    519
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    15
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    Ciro never once wondered who was on the other side of his red string.

    Why would he? He didn’t care for romance, for sex, or for anything that potentially came with a relationship. There was always something else to do. Another problem to fix. Mysteries to solve. And then after the Larkspur Incident he had his own recovery to focus on. And, as he would bitterly think late in the night, it wasn’t like whoever was on the other side of the string ever came looking for him.

    So Ciro lived. He recovered. He got a job at SOL Inc’s Iris Colony on Ceres. And as he touched down on Ceres he made a rather shocking discovery: his red string had grown taunt. 

    Ciro immediately had a panic attack in the space port’s bathroom. 

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    English
    Words:
    1,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    26
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    Summary

    The White Rabbit and Sombra are both superheroes on opposite sides of a never ending war between good and evil.

    They also happen to be dating.

    And tonight is a date night!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    265
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    Warlock is going through his Teenage Rebellion Phase and decides the best thing to do is to buy a snake.

    The biggest snake he could find.

    And that black and red snake looks *perfect* for the job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,762
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    446
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    A trainer getting their first Pokémon is Important. Not only as a right of passage, but as a starting point for the long journey ahead. That first Pokémon sticks with you, in a way none of the others do. You could collect every Pokémon in the world– from a pile of trash to the Gods themselves–but none of them will ever be as important as your starter. The Pokémon you looked at and said yes, yes this one is mine. Crowley had felt that way when he first saw Bulby in Professor Oak’s lab years ago. And at that moment Warlock felt the exact same way as light shot out from the ball and solidified in front of him.

    (Or: On the day that both Warlock and Adam get their starters there is also a faithful encounter between a one Professor Fell and a one Just-Trying-To-Stay-Alive Crowley. Things go a bit more pear-shaped than they normally do in the world of Pokémon.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,711
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    824
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    Okay, so there's that movie about the devil in the elevator, right? And in one of the scenes a character loudly announces that toast with jam on it always lands jam side down around the devil. That is an actual scene in a real movie that was shown in theaters.

    Well, this is a fic about toast always landing jam-side-down around Crowley

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    330
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    Zarya finds out that her girlfriend Mei has adopted Ice Man. Ya know, from the Mega Man games.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Zenyatta wasn't always a monk.

    Widowmaker wasn't always a sniper.

    Their paths have met on the battlefield, but what if they had crossed paths before?

    (Or: Zenyatta was a ballet dancer before he became a monk and you can pry that HC out of my cold dead hands)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    133
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    After being caught in a rather embarrassing position Jesse decides to cheer D.Va up with a story about Mercy. A story that involves sibling bonding, easing tensions between humanity and omnics, and full-frontal nudity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    621
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    Summary

    Winston is used to fielding strange questions from the Overwatch Agents. That being said he's rather taken aback when Hana walks into his lab in the middle of the night and asks "Can gorillas eat meat?".

    (Or: A homesick D.Va shares an important meal with the people she loves. People and Gorillas.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    426
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    Summary

    Warlock Dowling writes himself back into the narrative.

    (Or: The story of how The Wrong Boy finds his true family, makes the friends he always wanted, and earns his rightful place at the End of the World)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,303
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    2201
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    Summary

    Me: Man I got a lot of stuff to work on

    Also Me: What if I slam my two latest hyper-fixations together and see what happens

    (Or, Crowley and Aziraphale were enjoying a rather nice early retirement until that gorilla had to ruin things by issuing the Recall)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,471
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1306
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    Summary

    You know, I thought to myself, I've seen so many lovely 'Fallen Aziraphale' fics but not a single 'Risen Crowley' fic. Time to fix that.

    Or: Crowley wakes up with an odd warm fuzzy feeling in his chest and doesn't like it at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,803
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    207
    Kudos:
    1267
    Bookmarks:
    288
    Hits:
    6457
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    Summary

    Dr. Ciro Kwakkenbos rather enjoyed it when the Iris Colony's gravity field went offline.

    SAGE would much rather go dancing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    Summary

    Guess who got into a weird headspace and wrote about the musings of an immortal about the beauty of the brief lifespan of mortals while his snake-husband (snusband) plays with kids? THIS FISH THAT'S WHO

    (Or: Aziraphale and Anathema enjoy a nice spot of tea during a lovely summer day and talk about mortality)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    1250
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    Summary

    Beelzebub and the demons prepare for the (mock) trial of the century

    (aka, wait, if Adam fixed everything...)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    970
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    Summary

    Look, someone had to write about Crowley and Aziraphale gem fusing to become the Archangel Raphael

    And that person....is me.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,038
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    518
    Kudos:
    1441
    Bookmarks:
    327
    Hits:
    8585

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