AttackWarbler



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    Jupiter’s trying not to take it personally, but being inexplicably flinched away from is getting really, really old.

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    ”So it is that ‘dead even’ means that two people or things aren’t just close in a competition. In fact, there is no way to separate them.” AKA, a competition in stamina. AKA AKA, shameless porn.

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    "If you don't want to do this any more," says Shen Wei, "you get off the couch, and we'll do whatever you want. Do you understand?"

    Zhao Yunlan is so hot he thinks he's going to light the couch on fire. He swallows and nods.

    "I didn't hear you," says Shen Wei, implacable as death. "Do you understand?"

    Zhao Yunlan has to clear his throat, and when he manages to speak, his voice is gravelled with arousal. "Yeah. I do."

    "Good," says Shen Wei.

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    Really, it was ridiculous to think that he couldn't handle a bit of drink, just because he was a woman. Arthur was getting sick and tired of attentive and semi-petrified knights trying to pry him away from his ale. He was Crown Prince, damn it - or Princess, for now - and he could celebrate his twenty-first birthday as he sodding well pleased.

    "You're embarrassing yourself," hissed Merlin, after the good Sir Gawain caught himself staring down Arthur's bodice, went red in the face, and staggered away from the table like a man in fear for his sanity.

    "I'm enjoying myself." Poor Gawain. He was such easy prey.

    "You're flaunting your breasts."

    "Isn't that what they're for? Morgana flaunts hers an awful lot."

    Merlin's face contorted in an interesting way, and he glanced around the hall as if to check for Morgana's presence. "I can't believe you just said that," he whispered fiercely, "and also, I can't believe you're competing with Morgana over... over this!"

    "We've always competed, ever since we were children. Drove Father quite mad."

    "I can imagine," Merlin muttered.

    "And mine are bigger, anyway. They are, aren't they?"

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    Prompt: (Gen or slash) After Beth leaves Adam, he thinks about how to deal with everything on his own - selling the apartment, packing for California, communicating with people there - and decides to post an ad on Craiglist. He’s looking for someone who can “take care of things” for him - things that are “messy” and “complicated”. Nigel answers the ad, expecting to be hired as a contract killer. He ends up becoming a very odd version of Jeeves.

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