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  1. Rec *

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    18 Jul 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    John's been in Afghanistan for three years, Sherlock hasn't heard from him in two weeks and has begun to worry, but a surprise visitor shows up while he's at a crime scene

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    29 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    John visits Baker Street without any warning and gets an eyeful.

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    24 Jun 2019

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    Just back from the war, 26-year-old John Watson is looking for a job. Luckily, his old buddy Mike Stamford has one in mind:

    “Mike, you did not tell me this was a porno.”  

    “What? It’s not!”  

    “No? Then why the hell am I being asked to eventually take my kit off and mount some kid who barely looks like he’s out of secondary!”  

    He expects Mike to be angry or indignant on his behalf, but what he does not expect is for the man to burst out laughing on the other end of the phone.  

    “Mike!”  

    “Sorry, sorry. Are you serious? Frankie told me it was an art house/independent type but I thought he meant Little Miss Sunshine, not Eyes Wide Shut!”  

    “Oh my God, Mike, I’m going to kill you.”  

    Or, what happens when the author watches Love Actually with Johnlock in mind.

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    20 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    Jack lands with a thud, trembling as he does. It's his fault. It's always his fault. Why can nothing ever go right for him? All he ever wanted was to be seen. To have friends. Was that really too much to ask? According to the Guardians? Yes.
    [A rewrite of the Antarctica scene, with varying results and a startling conclusion - at least on Jack's part... Pitch? He just doesn't know what he's getting himself into.]

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    18 Jun 2019