Askerian

Sakura drags Naruto and Sasuke by the hand



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    Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

    In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.

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    collection of daemon AU ficlets for my own stories -- take a story i've written, add daemons, see what changes. or not.

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    In a diverging timeline where Naruto brought Sasuke back from the Valley of the End Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto are still teammates and a strange kind of friends, though nothing more -- Naruto still in love with Sakura, Sakura still in love with Sasuke, Sasuke still trying not to feel too much for either of them; and then due to Kyuubi's influence, here they are, the three of them in bed.

    It would be problematic enough on its own -- three-ways relationships are weird enough as it is and jealousy might mess up everything; who should shack up with who?; who likes who best?; what is it going to do to their carefully balanced team dynamics? -- but that's only until they realize that they have bigger problems. Namely Naruto and Sasuke torn between "I'm not ready to be a father" and "what if i'm NOT the father?", Sakura's parents' disapproval, Konoha's council freaking out, Sakura's failing health and their powerlessness to fix it, Kyuubi's intentions. And then there's the Akatsuki's reemergence. More council plotting.

    Can they really learn to balance their team and their relationship?

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    The adventures of a town-born pocket badass blacksmith guy who Does Not Like Adventures (lies) and his sweet and sunny immortal war-monster boyfriend.

    Girl Genius universe, mostly original cast.

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    Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

    Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

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    “This is like some kinda bad dream,” Ironhide said aloud.

    “No,” Cyclonus said, low and harsh. “But it will be.”

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    17 Jun 2018

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    uuuugh fuck i'm not even in this fandom. so good. uuuuuuuugh.

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    Dean Winchester's dealt with enough lately--averting a would-be Apocalypse, losing his brother to law school all over again, the dying job market for hunters.
    But getting paired with a grumpy, know-it-all asshole named Castiel Novak for his next hunt? Day one-- Dean's already sure one of them's not gonna get out of this alive.

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    24 May 2018

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    In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.

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    20 May 2018

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    Castiel, a former soldier, has worked for the Company his entire life. They've been good to him, providing clothes, shelter and new body parts whenever necessary. Now the Company's gearing up for a space exploration voyage, and Castiel's volunteered for the research team. During the preparation period, he meets Dean Winchester, who makes Castiel wonder about the things he's missed out on.

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    07 May 2018

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