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Sakura drags Naruto and Sasuke by the hand



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    Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

    In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.

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    collection of daemon AU ficlets for my own stories -- take a story i've written, add daemons, see what changes. or not.

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    In a diverging timeline where Naruto brought Sasuke back from the Valley of the End Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto are still teammates and a strange kind of friends, though nothing more -- Naruto still in love with Sakura, Sakura still in love with Sasuke, Sasuke still trying not to feel too much for either of them; and then due to Kyuubi's influence, here they are, the three of them in bed.

    It would be problematic enough on its own -- three-ways relationships are weird enough as it is and jealousy might mess up everything; who should shack up with who?; who likes who best?; what is it going to do to their carefully balanced team dynamics? -- but that's only until they realize that they have bigger problems. Namely Naruto and Sasuke torn between "I'm not ready to be a father" and "what if i'm NOT the father?", Sakura's parents' disapproval, Konoha's council freaking out, Sakura's failing health and their powerlessness to fix it, Kyuubi's intentions. And then there's the Akatsuki's reemergence. More council plotting.

    Can they really learn to balance their team and their relationship?

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    The adventures of a town-born pocket badass blacksmith guy who Does Not Like Adventures (lies) and his sweet and sunny immortal war-monster boyfriend.

    Girl Genius universe, mostly original cast.

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    Dean Winchester's dealt with enough lately--averting a would-be Apocalypse, losing his brother to law school all over again, the dying job market for hunters.
    But getting paired with a grumpy, know-it-all asshole named Castiel Novak for his next hunt? Day one-- Dean's already sure one of them's not gonna get out of this alive.

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    24 May 2018

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    In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.

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    Castiel, a former soldier, has worked for the Company his entire life. They've been good to him, providing clothes, shelter and new body parts whenever necessary. Now the Company's gearing up for a space exploration voyage, and Castiel's volunteered for the research team. During the preparation period, he meets Dean Winchester, who makes Castiel wonder about the things he's missed out on.

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    Dean wakes up the morning of his 26th birthday in an abandoned warehouse with no idea how he got there- or why it is that his estranged brother is there with him, and telling him that it’s the year 2015, not 2005.

    It’s not hard to figure out that the de-aging spell that hit Dean affected his memory as well. But things get a little more complicated when he finds that Sam is hiding things from him, like what exactly has happened in the years since Dean was 26, or who the man is who calls himself Dean’s best friend. Maybe it would all be easier to deal with if someone wasn’t still waiting to finish the job they started when they cursed him. And maybe it would be easier if this damn buzzing under his skin- and the nightmares of blood and fire- would just leave him alone long enough to let him think…

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