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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    But then…. then there are the sweaters.

    He would be lying if he said he didn’t think about the sweaters, and what’s underneath them. He would be lying if he said he didn’t think about that a lot, or if not a lot, then at least more than he should.

     

    Or: There's a joke to be made in the juxtaposition of "Jughead" and "jugs."

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    29 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Being seasoned for violence does not make her feel invulnerable. It makes her feel expectant.

    “What’s holding you together, Betty?” Jug.

    Stress and drugs. Sex and violence. Cults and serial killers. Pink bubblegum horror to top it off. The distortions of her life spiral around her like a nightmare kaleidoscope and he is the one still point in the maelstrom.

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    18 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    A multichapter Tumblr AU featuring gif queen Betty and fanfic author Jughead. Requested by @betty-cooper as a thank you for my beautiful icon and header.

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    03 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Jughead shrugs. “Let’s do it.”

    Betty leans away from his side, turning to face him in shock. “Juggie!”

    “A séance is a classic set piece,” he argues. “What if I want to write about one someday?”

    “You’ll be writing about this one in your novel, because it’s how we’re going to solve Jason Blossom’s murder,” Veronica says confidently. “Now let’s make this place spirit-friendly.”

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    02 Nov 2019

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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    22 Oct 2019