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    “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

    What.

    “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

    Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

    “I’m a what?”

    “A meme. It’s like an internet—”

    “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

    Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

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    In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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    12 May 2018

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    Everyone knows to avoid mixing business with pleasure. But Louis is a thief working a job in Venice and the new guy isn’t being subtle.

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    Prequel to no pressure, no diamonds and in the rough.

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    01 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Reason #37 - Because They Have Air-Conditioning and You Don't

     

    The more he thinks about it, the more he can imagine himself in some bloke’s bed, sweat-free and soaking up the air-conditioning, maybe even curled up under the duvet because he's actually a little cold. The prospect of a reprieve from the heat is even more alluring than the prospect of getting laid. Which may or may not be saying a lot.

     

    “That’s… actually not a bad idea…”

     

     

    In which Harry goes to a bar in search of a bloke with an air-conditioned flat.

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    26 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    Baby
    I wanna keep my reputation
    I'm a sensation
    You try me once, you'll beg for more

     

     

    Harry and Louis meet during a night out at the club and they cannot stay away from each other.

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    26 Apr 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Harry comes home in exactly one hundred words.

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    24 Apr 2018