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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Breakdowns of what everyone’s wearing, from Tang Fan’s formal robes and Sui Zhou’s uniforms to Ming dynasty underwear and, yes, the “Mama Cui” outfit. Includes Dong’er, Wang Zhi and Ding Rong, Dr. Pei, Tang Yu, the Emperor, the Noble Consort, and many, many hats. This is by no means definitive or exhaustive, but it’ll give you something to describe in your fic beyond “a buncha robes.”*

    *Which I have done. Sorry, Lan Zhan.

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    27 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Tang Fan needs some help blocking out some positions for his latest novel.

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    25 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    In which there’s a jewellery thief on the loose, Tang Fan plays dress up, gets a mild concussion and also a boyfriend.

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    25 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Sui Zhou picks up the book, balancing it atop one thigh as he pages through. "The author has included many falsehoods. The love scenes are completely unrealistic." He looks up, holding Tang Fan's wide, surprised gaze with his own steady one. "Actually, I would bet two hundred taels that whoever wrote this is a virgin."

    Tang Fan chokes on nothing, finally managing to squawk, "What!"

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    Sometimes the only way to improve one's erotic novels is to receive a proper demonstration of good technique.

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    19 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FOR ME???

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    “It’s like my ad says,” Tang Fan says. “We can talk. Or you can talk, and I can listen, or I can talk to you. About anything. Or … I could talk dirty to you?”

    Tang Fan does have regulars who want sex stuff, but really, what he does only qualifies as phone sex maybe one call in twenty. Mostly, it’s just Tang Fan chatting with lonely people. But he can handle the sexy stuff, obviously, and if the Man with the Sexy Voice wants sexy, Tang Fan is very willing to — actually, he decides, a little unnerved by his own enthusiasm, better not to finish that thought. This is a business transaction, after all. This is the gig economy.

    “Not this time,” the Man with the Sexy Voice says, almost apologetic, like he’s forgotten that he’s paying Tang Fan for this. “Just — maybe if you could talk to me about something you find interesting?”

    In which Tang Fan develops some rather inconvenient feelings for a late-night caller to his phone sex line.

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    18 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    just a delight