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all those signs were arrows (pointing me to you) by Ariaste
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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Meng Yao has a plan. He has a strategy. He has no intention of letting emotion get in the way, because emotion means weakness, and the weak do not survive.
He is sixteen years, five months, and twenty days old when he enters the front doors of the high school, and he has not yet learned the rule that the gods laugh in the face of plans.
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Scenes from a courtship, or: One gremlin, meeting the love of his life on the third day of school, five feet apart because Lan Qiren's sex ed sucks.
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i'm just a loner, baby (and now you've gotten in my way) by Ariaste
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Dec 2020
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Meng Yao: Please stop cluttering the group chat, @mr sexy science goggles wei
Meng Yao set mr sexy science goggles wei’s name to Wei Wuxian
Wei Wuxian: GASP. THE TRAITOR REVEALS HIMSELF
Wei Wuxian set his nickname to wei yEET
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Two gremlins, bickering in a groupchat, aggressively Perceiving each other even though they're definitely not even a little bit friends.
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a constant satellite of your blazing sun (i obey your law of gravity) by Ariaste
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Dec 2020
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“Next year,” Huan-ge says, forbiddingly, “no intoxicants of any kind.”
“Yep,” says Wei Wuxian. “Yep, that seems fair. Very, very fair.”
“A-Yao?”
Ugh. Why does Huan-ge only bring out the stern voice for things like this? Why not in bed? Why can’t Meng Yao get a little of that in a sexy context, as a treat? “Yes, ge,” he grumbles. “I do want to emphasize the fact that none of this was my fault. At all.”
Lan Qiren, who has been staring catatonic at the wall since the Incident, makes a small creaking noise.
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Two gremlins, bringing a different kind of intoxicant to Lunar New Year, having hysterics on the ground because they accidentally unlocked some primo lore about a third gremlin.
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ding dong the witch is dead (i know now i'm not feeling sad) by Ariaste
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Dec 2020
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“I’m in,” Wei Wuxian says in a weird voice, then coughs lightly and clears his throat. “Shit, let me try again. I’m in--fuck, nope, that’s not it either.”
Meng Yao stops typing and looks up at him, perplexed. “I beg your pardon?”
“I’m trying to do my hacker voice.”
“Your what?”
“Like in the movies? When somebody’s hacking into the Pentagon, and then they crack the firewall or whatever and they’re like I’m in?”
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Two gremlins, hacking someone's smarthome device, four and a half feet apart because maybe they're a little bit friends.
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blow the candles out (i don't even wanna see your face no more) by Ariaste
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Nov 2020
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The doorbell goes off at the most inopportune time Meng Yao could have possibly imagined, short of actively being in the middle of penetrative sex.
Huan-ge stops right in the middle of the poem he is reading aloud from the now very battered and well-loved book Meng Yao had given him for his eighteenth birthday. “Ah...”
Meng Yao sighs and sinks lower in the bubble bath. “I take it by your expression that either you ordered me another birthday gift that you forgot about until just now, or that we are being interrupted.”
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Two gremlins, chilling in a bathroom; one of them brought a birthday gift because he thinks they're friends.
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Meng Yao vs. the Board of the Homeowner's Association by Ariaste
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2020
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Two gremlins, their husbands, and the horrible HOA board. As long as nobody gets arrested for arson or murder, we're gonna call it a win.
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A Civil Combpaign by Ariaste
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2020
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pro bono by astronicht
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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At the height of the Ming Dynasty, Wei Wuxian - travelling demonic cultivator, part-time cadaver thief - ends up rather far from home. His new acquaintance, Lan Wangji, ends up rather far from human.
(Or, the vampire Lan Wangji and his necromancer boyfriend take on the Italian Renaissance)
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Bookmarked by Ariaste
11 Jun 2020
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The melody gets a little clearer when he breaks out of the trees, and Jingyi changes course with certainty, barreling down the back hill and through the Cloud Recesses, dodging scandalized disciples left and right. He throws open the doors to the Receiving Hall without announcement and bows nearly double, eyes on the floor instead of on the shocked faces of the Mei delegation and the impenetrable gaze of the Chief Cultivator.
"Forgive this disciple," Jingyi shouts, because he's going to get punished for rule breaking regardless. "From the back hill, Hanguang-jun, there is a song in the wind!"
Lan Jingyi comes of age.
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- Part 1 of promissory notes
Bookmarked by Ariaste
04 May 2020
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Here is a very small ficlet coda to The Simplest Way Forward, for Ariaste, who was having a tough day ❤️
The title is from Fall Out Boy because it got stuck in my head the second I started writing. Big thanks to mistresscurvy for doing a very fast read-through, she is the best. Now this note is almost as long as the fic. 😂
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- Part 2 of The Simplest Way Forward
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24 Apr 2020
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Wei Wuxian meets his soulmate when they reach for the same bunch of daffodils at the local bodega. Too bad he immediately puts his foot in his mouth. How can he repair the damage and convince this beautiful man to date him?
Let the group text conversation begin!
(for the 50 Meetcutes meme - You reach for the same bouquet in a flower shop)
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- Part 1 of Bodega Love
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21 Apr 2020
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A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps by hansbekhart
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Apr 2020
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The funny part is - and it is a little funny, even if Wei Wuxian has no one left to share the joke with - they never have. Not anything. He has never kissed any part of Lan Zhan besides his slim hands; never been even partially undressed with him anywhere besides a miserable, xuanwu-infested cave. It’s always been like this between them, this simmering need, this desperate understanding: a knowledge so deep that it lives somewhere in his bones, that if he wanted to have Lan Zhan he could have him, and if Lan Zhan wanted Wei Wuxian he could have that too. But they never have.
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12 Apr 2020