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    A series of fics set within the How Romance Novel Saved the Galaxy universe, a crack taken seriously fix it for the entirety of the Star Wars universe focusing heavily on Mandalorians, Jedi and their surprisingly compatible cultures. I'd recommend starting with the first fic, but Excerpts can technically be read on its own.

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    Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle. His life and adventures.

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    Kakashi had to fight hard to become a genin at five and a chuunin at six. These stories cover those tests.

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    Darius and Methos make good friends.

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!” 

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    13 Aug 2021

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    [“Gym Leader Zuko?” He asks hopefully, and the grin the man sends him dashes his hopes into smoke.

    “Afraid not,” the man says, “Zuko is my nephew and unfortunately, he’s not here right now.”

    “Shit.” Sokka squirms a little. “Any idea when he may be back? I need his badge so I can—“ Go beat up Aang for being annoying and perfect at everything and making champion at thirteen goddamn years old while Sokka’s doing this whole thing late— “Better myself and reach true enlightenment. Uh. Sir.”

    The man says nothing about Sokka’s age, just hmmms in consideration and rustles his bag.

    “Call me Iroh,” the man says. “My nephew is like a spring wind, vivacious and—“

    Flighty.]

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    The Pokémon AU that nobody asked for.

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    16 Jul 2021

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    Buggy stops at a bar in East Blue and there’s this angry looking kid asking about the Captain. Asking what would have happened if the Captain had a kid. And everyone starts laughing like the idea is ridiculous. Like Roger hadn’t taken in two street rats and given them a home.

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    08 Jul 2021

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    He trailed off, feeling numb. Abilities? Little Vanya? The only one among them who'd managed to escape the living hell that was the Umbrella Academy? How could she have abilities? She'd written a whole book about how normal she was!

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    Klaus reads the journal instead of throwing it away, and that makes all the difference.

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    21 Apr 2021

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    When Tahl woke up the morning of the yearly Initiate Tournament, she thought it would be a day like any other. When she went to sleep that night, she'd taken her first Padawan, ended her longest romantic relationship, and semi-publicly defied the leader of her Order.

    Even by Tahl's standards, it was a very eventful day - but when the call to teach the next generation comes unbidden, what else can a Jedi do but answer it?

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    14 Apr 2021