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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    When life gives you snake babies, you make a home.

    A series of vignettes from the Wiggleverse in the South Downs.

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    13 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Aziraphale puts his hand on top of Crowley’s and Crowley can feel the blood drain from his head. His face feels hot and his eyeballs hurt and the room starts to close in. The last thing Crowley knows is the sensation of his knees hitting the floor as he slithers out of his chair.

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    12 Nov 2019

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    The first time Crowley meets his downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale is breaking into his flat. He's not what Crowley imagined in a burglar -- he's fussy, old-fashioned, and surprisingly adorable. Crowley is intrigued, Aziraphale is ready to share a good wine... and possibly more.
    (Human neighbours AU.)

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    11 Nov 2019

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    Discreet phone sex on the interoffice line isn’t going to cut it anymore. Six weeks after the world summarily failed to end, the increasingly horny Beelzebub and Gabriel are desperate to know whether angels and demons can actually have sex with each other without bursting into flames, or disintegrating into piles of goo. And there’s only one couple they know of whose actions down on Earth might hold the answer…

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    11 Nov 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    10 Nov 2019