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    After the Fall, both angels and demons subconsciously made their own dolls. The dolls' only goal was to be used as trauma sponges, soaking up the pain and abuse any celestial beings face so that they don't collapse from pressure or give in to their thoughts.

    One day, one of them couldn't handle being used.

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    One whole week celebrating our precious purple boy, Shinsou.

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Essentially this is me wondering what would have happened if the ineffable idiots (again I am ecstatic that this is a tag) managed to fuck up (heh) and have a kid accidentally.
    But way before they even thought of the Arrangement. This will change a lot for them through the ages...and how do they keep heaven and hell from finding out?

    And maybe even more importantly...how the fuck are they supposed to figure out how to parent?

     

    Work in progress, will try to update as often as I can, I really want to see this through.

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    16 Jan 2020

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have helped thwart the Apocalypse, which is a surprisingly common thing in America. Now one Angel and one Demon have new lives to live, new adventures to have. Will one of those adventures be love?? Who knows, Americans don't believe in love, they believe in beer and baseball!

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    08 Jan 2020

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    Crowley blinked, and the man blinked back. The man currently holding a slipping, squirming Dog, a drenched, light blue shirt sticking to his chest and soft middle, and silver-y blond curls dripping all over the place above a pair of the most steely-azure eyes Crowley had ever seen.

    Dog seemed to recognize him, because he stopped squirming and started wagging his tail, that went thump-thump-thump against the increasingly flustered looking man’s upper arm.

    “Hey, Mr. Crowley!” Adam greeted cheerily, popping from behind the man and leaning against the door frame with a cheeky hand-wave. “We were just giving Dog a bath. What’s up?”
     
    “Ngk,” Crowley replied, his brain currently in the clutches of what Crowley intimately called his ‘Useless-Pan-lizard-brain’.

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    07 Dec 2019

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    Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
    The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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    In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
    (Dont mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)

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    04 Dec 2019

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    The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.

    Rating and warnings for Chapter 13, the rest being far more mild. Some slight amendments to the 2011 FanFiction version, nothing major.

    Once again, I apologise to the fandom for reading a comedy and writing a tragedy.

    (Written 2011)

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    09 Nov 2019

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