AnonymousDandelion



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    Various ficlets written for Guess the Author game hosted on Discord! Each ficlet will be added to this series once the server screaming session is over and authors have been revealed.

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    An unnamed therapist has written clinical/case/therapy notes about an initial session with Anathema Device, who has gone to therapy on, well, someone's suggestion. You'll just have to guess. She is eminently sensible, even if her boyfriend isn't and some of her friends are showing their biases.

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    01 Sep 2022

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    “At this rate,” Aziraphale remarked, wriggling experimentally beneath the comfortable weight of the demon on top of him, “I am never going to be able to stand up.”

    “Too bad.” Crowley sounded unconcerned by the prospect of permanent confinement to the sofa. “That sounds like a you problem.”

    Turning in Aziraphale's lap, he reached up and ran a hand through the angel’s hair. Which was really unfair. Deft fingers combed through curls and gently scratched the scalp underneath, and how on Earth was an angel supposed to survive such an efficacious demonic trap?

    Podfic of Cuddle Problem by DandelionDrabbles (AnonymousDandelion).
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    21 Aug 2022

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    Seven Deadly Sins Highlights, excerpted from the Report of Earthside Agent Crowley (AKA Serpent of Eden)

    • One of my ongoing projects is working on promoting pride among huge numbers of humans. Pride parades, parties, etc. I go to many of the events and encourage the ones I can’t attend. Thousands and thousands of people are now more prideful because of my intervention.
    Podfic of The Seven Deadly Sins of Earthside Agent Crowley by AnonymousDandelion.
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    21 Aug 2022

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    “And meanwhile, as the twenty-first of December approaches, doomsday theorists and cults prepare for what some New Age mystics claim will…”

    Crowley snarled and turned the Bentley’s radio off, shoving in the first album to hand — Best of Tchaikovsky. He didn’t even bother to groan when the opening bars of “Under Pressure” began to play.

    “What was that about?” Aziraphale asked from the passenger seat.

    “Nothing,” Crowley growled. “Just humans. You haven’t heard?” He glowered at the stereo. “They’re saying the apocalypse is coming.”

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    Aziraphale wrung his hands. “I didn’t mean to do this today, I wanted to find more sources and take more notes and do more cross-referencing and—”

    Crowley held up a finger. “Hang on. Back up! I missed this memo. What have you been researching?”

    “Methods for healthy communication,” Aziraphale explained. “How to… that is to say… well... suggestions for how people can have effective conversations about important things."

    Inside the Bentley, Crowley blanched, slightly but visibly.

    ~ ~ ~

    Some months post-Armageddon't, there are a lot of things and feelings between Aziraphale and Crowley that they still haven't talked about. Things come to a head, and they may just have to talk about these things. (Needless to say, that's going to be easier said than done.)

    Podfic of Can We Talk? (What Do You Want?) by AnonymousDandelion.
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