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    Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.

    He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.

    Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...

    (Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)

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    11 Dec 2018

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    It was most irritating, Galinda decided, to be infatuated with someone so decidedly odd.

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    14 Nov 2018

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    Adrien is used to listening to Chloe's "secrets". He's not used to them changing his life...
    What he thought would be a simple conversation about his friend's unrequited celebrity crush turns into one of the most revealing conversations he could have ever imagined

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    09 Nov 2018

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    this is cute shut up

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    What the title says.

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    27 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Adam had a lot on his plate. Currently his goals were as follows:

    1. Collect his dumbass ex-fiancée from space and convince him to still get married
    2. Find his finacée's dumbass adopted little brother and tie him to a chair
    3. Get his dumbass co-worker to stop calling him straight before he became a murderer

    It was a lot. Some might even say impossible... but damnit, Adam was getting a fall wedding even if it killed him (ft. How he survived that galra attack because he's a bad bitch and Sendak can't kill him)

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    Adam causes chaos. He regrets nothing.

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    08 Oct 2018

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