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Harry gets gangbanged by pixies, and it's all Thomas' goddamned fault. But that's starting to look like the least of his problems.
Ronan Lynch puts something in his mouth that he shouldn't. Predictably, shit gets fucked up.
Wet dreams are inconvenient. For a Dreamer, they're more of a problem. Ronan goes through puberty and dissociates during sex; Niall is an irritatingly perceptive asshole; Declan is just plain fucked-up.
Maggie, if by some profound cosmic misfortune you find this story, please for the love of God leave now.
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
12 Apr 2016
This, as a basic summary, is the story of how I, Edward Anthony Masen, ended up marrying the man and woman of my sexy nightmares, turned into a sparkly murderer, and ended up accidentally joining the winning team.
And how my mom is a smug asshole. But that's, you know, kind of a given.
When Stevie learned that the other kids at John Quincy Adams Junior High had composed a poem for him, he felt like things might be looking up. Then, they started singing it, and he abruptly remembered that the other kids at John Quincy Adams Junior High hated his living guts.
Stevie's little roger, size of a pin/If he poked a girl she wouldn't know it's in
But he can't poke at nothing fun/'Cause Stevie's little pin can't even cum!
When Stevie's swimming, look real good/Might see something 'neath his hood
Bald as a baby, skinny as string/How big's little Stevie's thing?
One inch, two inch, three inch, four/That's too big, go back once more
Four inch, three inch, two inch, one/Closer now but still ain't done
Half-inch, quarter inch, eighth inch, well,/If he even has one, who could tell?
Little Stevie Rogers' little baby gun/It still can't shoot, but it's sure fun!
(Steve Rogers, 14 years old and still stubbornly prepubescent, finally gets what he hopes is a clean slate. But there's a cloud to every silver lining, and he soon learns that what's really in store for him is a seemingly endless parade of humiliation and a journey of self-discovery - and not the good kind.)
Fandom: Jurassic World (2015)
15 Oct 2015