5 Works by Amuly in The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

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    Summary

    Fili and Kili get it into their heads that if Bilbo is to be bedding their uncle, then it is up to them to make sure Uncle Thorin is having the best sex possible. And of course, Bilbo the meek little hobbit from the Shire can't even begin to compare to the absolutely expert sexual knowledge of the much more worldly dwarf brothers. Right?

    AKA: Fili and Kili give Bilbo increasingly bad sex advice that he really doesn't need. Honestly. Please stop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    10024
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    Summary

    "Fili and Kili have always shared a language all their own, starting from when Kili could barely stand on his own two feet and through their adventures together into adulthood."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    843
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    Summary

    Fili prays every night that Kili will die before him.

    It's the most noble act he can ever hope to commit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    965
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2310
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Fili and Kili have always shared a language all their own, starting from when Kili could barely stand on his own two feet and through their adventures together into adulthood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    3976
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Fili and Kili get it into their heads that Uncle Thorin and Bilbo Baggins are smitten with each other but both are too dense to do anything about it. Enter the brothers matchmakers! Unfortunately, most (all) of their plans involve endangering Bilbo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    2207
    Bookmarks:
    415
    Hits:
    35407

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