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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    23 May 2020

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    a big what if Sirius knew more dark magic, enough to save Harry. What if he was willing to sacrifice to bring back his godson.

    Part 5 of falling into black

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    05 May 2020

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    Harry has some weird words on his left wrist. That must be one of those strange things that Aunt Petunia hates so much. But it's okay! He likes them.

    Then, it all turns even weirder. Hogwarts, magic, a Headmaster and a Dark Lord await Harry - he would prefer if they all just left him alone, thank you very much.

    But when has it ever mattered what Harry wants?

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    11 Mar 2020

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    Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter

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    26 Sep 2019

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    Bambi Potter-Black was sick and tired of being pressured to get married to a "respectable wizard". She goes to her account manager and employer at Gringotts, Ragnok, to help her bring an end to this problem on her own terms. Meanwhile, in the distant village of Sunagakure, the fourth Kazekage Rasa is in a similar predicament which he solves the same way Bambi does...

    How will things change for both upon entering an arranged marriage with each other?

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    21 Sep 2019