Alyss_Penedo



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    The equivalent of the pound for my most troublesome plot bunnies. Adopt as you wish.

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    Angery boi Oscar shenanigans. Will probably focus more on the side-stories once I'm done with the main piece.

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  1. Rec *

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    The Planet makes a simple plan, but chooses a complicated hero.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    Beautiful, well-composed, and utterly hilarious. Cloud does Unreliable NarratorTM better than he ever did in-game, to much more humorous effects.
    (He’s basically become Yuffie-but-more-so in the SOLDIER Party’s lineup, and it is delightful.)

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    It started because the President's wife was crazy. Or rather, the whole plot was enabled by the utterly bizarre direction the president's wife's paranoia had gone in. Obviously, any woman who was willing to marry that gluttonous pig of a man had to be at least a little crazy, but no, this woman was crazy for other reasons, such as her utter obsession with the phrase 'what do we do if...'

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    Cloud is a bit fed up with this time loop business. Fortunately, this round, he has a plan. And it's going to be fun for everyone except for Shinra.

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    31 Aug 2019

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    My roommate was incredibly cranky with me bc I was reading this at should-be-asleep-o’clock and kept waking them up by breaking out into uncontrollable snickers.

    I regret nothing.

  3. Rec 21

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    Originally, it was just supposed to be the two of them on that pilgrimage. One Summoner and his lone Guardian. That would have been simple. Even having to deal with the drunk who claimed to be a blitzball star from Zanarkand would have been manageable.

    Then the fayth demanded that Braska add a stranger to his little band of outcasts, and things became much more complicated.

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    30 Aug 2019

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    A bit cheesy on the romance aspects, but gets better as the characters flesh out into beautiful 3D-color on the page. An excellent read for Sephiroth fans, or FFX fans in general.

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    When Zack tries summoning with a new materia, he finds more questions than answers.

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    It's a simple principle of economics - the cost of something is determined by the value of it. A buyer will never pay for something they don't want, and similarly will spend more on something they value deeply.

    Ja'far wakes up in a Kou dungeon, alone. Stripped of his weapons and political weight, he's left with few options and fewer pleasant ones. Between the looming presence of Al Sarmen in Kou and the ruthless temperament of the imperial family, Ja'far isn't just stuck between a rock and a hard place. He's between a blade and a sharp place.

    Kouen finds a snake in the dungeon. It hisses and spits viciously, but its fangs are capped. Scaled in white, it's beautiful and venomous and alone. He finds himself quite taken with a serpent that isn't his. But an untested memory spell and an Organization that wants their best trained assassin back might well change that.

    But how much is he willing to pay to own Sinbad's viper?

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    29 Jul 2019

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    This is suuuuper dark and just a tiny bit trippy under the occasion veneer of fluff and romance. It’s as though pure distilled EspionageTM was carefully dripped into this beautiful monstrous fic like food coloring in cake mix.