Altariel



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  1. Summary

    Exiles, outcasts, the washed-up, and the lonely: they all find sanctuary at the last homely house before the wormhole.

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  2. Summary

    ST: DS9 stories, with a focus on Garak, written in the 90s by mevennen. Hosted, with permission, by Altariel.

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    34,836
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  3. Summary

    A working relationship requires work. Aragorn and Faramir across the years.

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    27,349
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    12
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    39
  4. Summary

    A collection of stories about the friendship between Faramir and Mithrandir.

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  5. Summary

    "All happy families are happy alike, all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way." A collection of stories (some happy, some not happy), about Gondor's first family: Denethor, Finduilas, Boromir, Faramir.

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    21
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    9

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    A Hitchcockian parody for Christmas - Faramir the mild-mannered bookshop owner encounters a mysterious icy blonde who seems to be casing the apartment block opposite.

    Contains as many [Easter Eggs] Christmas Stocking Fillers as I could reasonably shoe-horn into 4000 words.

    Wishing Sian, Altariel and Queef Queen (and my many readers) a very Merry Christmas 2021.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    38
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    5
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    05 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Edaid *Sindarin for a double, a pattern or mirror of another.

    A dream, echoed where least expected, leads Faramir and Imrahil on a search down through the waves of time and fate.

    Language:
    English
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    20,403
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    31
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    19
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    4
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    14 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The dream leads Faramir to chase down a mystery from his youth... Gorgeous birthday fic from Sian!

  3. Rec 5

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    Loosely based on The Knight Before Christmas – a made-for-TV time-slip rom-com so cheesy you could spread it on bread dough and make an instant Quattro Formaggio.

    “A staggering work of lifeless mediocrity” Vulture.com
    “I was disappointed by this film even when judged by the standards of other holiday films” smartbitchestrashybooks.com
    “I really can’t go on. It took me all day to watch this movie is small doses…There is no concept or Christmas trope too candied-apple sweet for this movie. We have no profanity, no sex, no alcohol…” Ruthlessreviews.com

    Sian spotted this gem, and suggested we write a parody as a joint effort. Faramir as our Knight catapulted from his Medieval world into the modern day, with a modern-day Éowyn waiting for him? Possibly with added swearing, sex and booze?

    But Sian's had a lot going on, so I've had a go at a Christmas cheer up. Happy Christmas, Sian!

    With profound apologies to everyone. My characters, my readers, the whole world… for doing this to them. Also, I have not seen the monstrosity in question, but I have a script, and I have the trailer. So off we go. Buckle up, it's gonna be a cheesy ride.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    238
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    85
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    5
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    12 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Christmas chivalric crackfic!

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Ithilien Rangers, a brutally wet spring, and Damrod's dice. What could possibly go wrong?
    A sequel to 'Cool Hand'.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    7
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    18 Oct 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Funny (and touching) story about what Faramir will do to keep his Rangers in good spirits.

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Each year Eowyn and Faramir must shake the grasp of winter anew, but always together. (I.e. March is a rough time, but they see each other through.)

    Language:
    English
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    197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    716

    21 Sep 2018