Alois_Zirconia



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  2. Summary

    This is ALL the things I EVER wrote that has something to do with the complete one. It'll be a while 'till I actually write anything that's going to be IN the complete series, so this is basically trash. I just needed a place to store them, so that if the complete series becomes a hit (extremely unlikely) you can see the shitty things i wrote back in the day. Alois here has developed a lot, and i can just imagine reading the final series then seeing THIS. Was that understandable?

     

     

    Basically, don't read this. Sorry.

     

    Whatever was left of the once magnificent Alois Zirconia universe. Formerly titled The Boy With The Flashlight Eyes.

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    This is what happens when you buy a house to flip having only seen the online images: you get more than you bargained for. Bucky Barnes brings all the tools to handle a dilapidated home, but he's hardly prepared for a smart-mouthed child (with poor aim), a crying baby, and the hottest dad he's ever seen in his life living right next door.

    That House-Flipper!AU.

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Flip it and reverse it

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    Steve Rogers has been out of the ice for almost three years now, but he still hasn't quite found his purpose in the new century.

    Bucky Barnes is a war veteran who leads a support group for amputees, hoping that maybe through helping others he can begin to help himself.

    The two meet by chance at a bar, inexplicably drawn to one another, and they end up sleeping together that same night. But when an Avengers emergency forces Steve to rush out afterwards, Bucky assumes that's the last they'll ever see of each other.

    Except, in the weeks that follow, Bucky's omega urges start going haywire, and he realizes that night with Steve may have left him with more than just a fond memory.

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    19 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shortest baby fic I ever did read

     

    Quilts. Wholeass quilts

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    Sometimes the path to happiness involves bad timing turned good, a butt plant, and a little everyday magic. For Steve and Bucky, it's all that and more.

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    19 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bucky seems like he mixed NyQuil and redbull

     

    Why can I just not get into Bucky with glasses

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    “You fucked him.”

    Bucky licks his lips and nods. Fury lets out a deep breath and leans back in his chair in a movement that’s terrifyingly controlled but spills danger out the edges.

    “Twenty years,” Fury says slowly, taking special care to imbue each word with his personal brand of bone-chilling judgement. It used to make Bucky quiver in his boots back when he was a baby S.H.I.E.L.D agent with two functional arms. “In that time, I have asked, threatened, coaxed, and damn near begged this man to work for us, or at least with us, and what finally gets it done is your dick?”

    “Ass.”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Listen, I’m not saying any part of my anatomy is what persuaded Commander Rogers to agree to this, but hypothetically, if that’s what did it, let’s just say he would have found my ass far more persuasive than my dick.” Bucky pauses, secretly relishing the sour-lemon look on Fury’s face. “It still hurts, in case you’re wondering.”

     

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    Steve tries to seduce Bucky over to the dark side. But the Avengers are more grey than dark, and it’s still a paler shade of grey than what S.H.I.E.L.D’s got going nine times out of ten. Bucky really should be more concerned about the seduction part.

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    18 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “If I just wanted to fuck you,” Steve tells him very softly, each word carefully weighed and released into the tense breath between their lips, “all I’d have to do is knock on your door and point at your bed. You’d spread those legs for me in a heartbeat, son, give it up so easy.”

    Bucky makes an automatic denial, more noise than word. His cock gives an interested twitch, the traitor.

    “You would,” Steve presses, with body and words, Bucky plastered against his front now, hands still held in that terrifyingly gentle grip. “You’d fucking beg me for it.”

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    Hot damn, is his first thought.

    Threat assessment follows close on its heels because Bucky’s a goddamn professional.

    Military, definitely. Male, built like a goddamn mountain. Bucky stares helplessly because shoulders that broad should be illegal. It’s the face that really fucks him up though. Hair as silver as the star on his chest, swept back from a face that’s all hard angles and deep lines. There’s a beard too, covering a jaw that looks strong enough to sit on, and its white is peppered with bits of dark blond, which should look ridiculous but doesn’t.

    “You seem to know my name,” Bucky says, plastering on a charming smile. “Only polite to return the favor.”

    “If you’re banking on politeness, you might be in the wrong business, son.”

    Jesus, Mary, and motherfucking Joseph. This is how wet dreams and porn clips should start, not a goddamn interrogation.

     

    Or;
    S.H.I.E.L.D Agent Bucky Barnes is captured on a mission and meets Commander Steve Rogers, the erstwhile Captain America.

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    18 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That’s not my kink but I’ll have a seat

     

    If this were more my kink it’d be an easy rec so

     

    This is amazinggg