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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    The Third Date Rule: The basic principle that you wait until the third date to have sex with someone.

    Neither Martin or Jon were aware of this rule until hours before their third date. Both of them forgot to tell the other some really important information that would've come in handy before the third date.

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    25 Nov 2021

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    06 Nov 2021

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    “Myra said she’d believe me if I got a boyfriend. Or a partner, or whatever—whatever the fuck you call it when you’re forty-years-old and you’ve just realized you’re gay. And she won’t go through with the divorce otherwise. She’s—she’s stuck on everything I’m not telling her about Derry.”

    Richie nods, understanding at least some of it. “So, you want me to play matchmaker? I know a few guys, Eddie, but that’s a pretty small favor to come all the way out to L.A. for.”

    “No, I want you to listen to me,” Eddie braces for the worst as he says it. “I told her it was you.”
     
    “You what?” Richie sputters.

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    Richie and Eddie fake date while (unknowingly) in real love.

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    04 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    No matter how many partners he’s had in the past that had been nothing but respectful and considerate, it doesn’t make this part any easier. The fear that he’ll miss his chance before he even gets to take it, the nagging suspicion that people don’t really understand what he means when he brings it up the first time—it’s all hard to shake off. He has to be sure.

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    07 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    There is a man named Martin that Jon talks to almost every single day. Jon knows absolutely nothing about him.

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    06 Sep 2021