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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    28 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    live from new york
    varnes

    The SNL AU you never knew you needed

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    It takes half a year of being married to a human before Wei Wuxian learns that he can, in fact, have intercourse with his husband.

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    26 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    you're a bird in the water / i'm a fish on the ground
    plonk

    eelectricity, oh my god.

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    “I mean, no one wants to be a customer service manager when they grow up, right?”

    aka the customer service AU no one asked for

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    25 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Creatures of Emotion
    thievinghippo

    how can a fic about customer service be this wholesome

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    The Lans agree to take in the DafanWen after Wei Wuxian rescues them from Qiongli Path. Their only condition: that Wei Wuxian lets himself be purified of resentful energy. Lan Wangji thinks this is how he will finally get his Wei Ying back, free from demonic influences. Wei Wuxian thinks this is a fancy way of saying "execution."

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    11 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    decay
    antebunny

    A real tearjerker!

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    Wei Wuxian is a dark shadow in the barley. Wei Wuxian is sorry for the kind of compassion that he is about to hand out.

    (in which Lan Wangji is stolen for salt, and Wei Wuxian unravels the world, a little)

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    29 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the field meets the wood
    astronicht

    creepy as fuck but so worth reading