Alarnia

A blue guy with nubby cheesepoof horns covering his face in embarrassment



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    In which everything is the same except Caduceus is the caretaker for a colony of Giant Bees.

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    sometimes I write smut,
    sometimes I write about original characters who are supposed to be space pirates, merciless captains infamous for murder, highway robbery, and looking damn good in spandex, and make them ordinary people in the middle of the 70s and watch them just try and make a life for themselves.

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    Caduceus’s eyes are silvered in the gloom, like an old and beautiful creature watching him from the darkness of the treeline.

    “Somebody has to spare them,” he says.

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    20 May 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing!!!!!! Intriguing!!!!! Highly rec!!!!

  2. Rec 18

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    Caleb likes people that are odd and other.
    While the Mighty Nein are on the road, he discovers that he really likes Caduceus in particular - cue more haunting memories, old feelings for Mollymauk, and a walk into the darkest woods.

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    10 Mar 2019

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    Caduceus knew enough to not pry into people, and knew it’d be a matter of time for Caleb truly show himself, but he didn’t expect it to happen from a simple touch.

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    27 Feb 2019

  4. Rec 27

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    Prompt: “Another character spots their hands shaking, so they hide them.’ Set between episodes 36 and 37. After Caduceus’ near death experiences from drowning, he finds that he can’t sleep, and moves up on deck. He and Caleb have a conversation, and face their fears together. Caleb’s POV.

    'He considered him for a moment. It would be so easy to simply sit up here in his hidden nook, reading, ignoring what was happening. But as he continued to watch, Caduceus moved to the rail of the ship and gripped it, staring down into the ocean. He seemed to be shaking.

    A year ago Caleb had been alone. As Caduceus had been for some time before they had found him. He was not alone anymore. Nor was Caduceus. And he did not want to be again.

    Closing the book, Caleb made his decision.'

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    13 Feb 2019

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    The night before attacking Trent Ikathon, Caleb keeps watch and contemplates how to go into the city alone. Caduceus tries to talk him out of it.

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    13 Feb 2019