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  1. Rec *

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    Tony was coming off a three day bender in his workshop, running on coffee and gasoline when he saw a very hot guy in the apartment across from his. Obviously, putting a strange, vaguely sexual note in his window was the way to go. Right?
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    27 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    And Steve looks up and it feels like his heart drops in his chest and it's strange - and funny- because the feeling is somehow familiar and he feels weak and hot and he's suffocating and Tony is in front of him and Steve knows then, knows he's in love, knows he's screwed for the rest of his life.

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    16 Jul 2017

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    "Dude, Cora just threatened my dangly-bits. What the fuck?" he says, taking a long draught of his beer. "And she started talking about something I did in eleventh grade that I have no id-“

    The words die on his lips as he looks across the room, and there, sitting on the edge of an armchair with a relaxed smile on his face, in a well-fitted henley and jeans, is Imaginary L’Oreal Boyfriend. Or, Derek Hale.

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    16 Feb 2015

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    “Scott, please, Scotty, I need you!” Stiles whispered urgently into his cell phone. “She just moved in next door.”

    “I don’t see the problem,” Scott’s tinny voice said. “So say good morning to her in the hallway tomorrow.”

    “Scott,” Stiles snapped. “You don’t get it. She’s thinks I’m married. She thinks I have a kid.”

    “Why would she think that?” Scott’s voice was innocently puzzled.

    (Or the one where Stiles lies about being a family man to get a job and must enlist the help of model Derek Hale when his new boss moves in next door.)

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    16 Feb 2015

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    At first, Stiles can’t fucking believe that Derek Hale is sitting at table 22. That’s Stiles’ table. The table that Stiles waits on (one of the many) five nights a week. And Derek is sitting right there, in the flesh, sitting across from Jackson Whittemore, one of Calvin Klein’s newest models. (Stiles doesn’t give two shits if Jackson is shiny and new—Derek Hale is and always will be his favorite CK guy.)

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    Stiles saves Derek's night.

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    16 Feb 2015