Aggressive_Pillow



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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    The first time Stiles took Jackson's sandwich, it was an accident.

    All the times after that? Not so much.

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    19 May 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Stiles: Hey, is this Melanie? It’s Stiles

    Unknown: No, this is Jake from state farm

    Stiles: What are you wearing, Jake from state farm

    Unknown: Um…khakis…

    Stiles: Well, you sound hideous
    Stiles: So, my girlfriend cheated on me… Just wondering, am I covered?

    Jake from state farm: You’re covered! We’ll replace your girlfriend with a newer model!

    Stiles: Sweet! But do my rates go up?

    Jake from state farm: The only thing going up is your future

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    18 May 2019

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